At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl back to her home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss . With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her,

"Darling, how 'bout a good night kiss?"

Embarrassed, she replies,

"Oh, I couldn't do that. My parents will see us! "

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

"No, please. I would just die of embarrassment if someone saw us."

"Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I like you so much!!"

"No. I like you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

"NO, no! I just can't."

"Pleeeeease?..."

Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says. . .

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud, tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"

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