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The Stars of the '60s and '70s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging Baby Boomers. Ready? here 'tis:
1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now
7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair
11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
13. Abba--- Denture Queen.
14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
16. Leslie Gore-- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To
17. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again