ROFLOL allen!!

O s a m a C l a s s i f i e d A d s
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Here are some recent classified ads
Osama bin Laden took out in Afghanistan newspapers.
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For Sale: Huge cave, ventilated, isolated for privacy, rock
solid. More ventilation is added daily due to heavy bombardment.
Free ear plugs included! Call 1-800-BIG-BANG.
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For Sale: Terrorist training course. Learn from my mistakes.
Includes my exclusive list of countries you shouldn't mess with,
they get really mad! [censored] cowboys. Call 1-800-IMA-DOPE.
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Wanted: A safe place to cower in fear while I talk big and pervert
the minds of the young and senseless. Preferably near a teeming
population of highly gullible people that would be susceptible to
empty promises of vainglory. Call 1-800-YOU-FOOL
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For Sale: Wives, variety of ages. Looks unimportant, lovely
burkas! Reason for selling: they can't run fast. Call 1-800-SLO-
LADY.
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Wanted: Tank repairman. Must have own tools and be able to
work without missing parts. Location: a little here, a little there,
little pieces everywhere. Call 1-800-BLO-MEUP

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Wanted: Emotional counseling for misunderstood former terrorist
with delusions of grandeur. Severely depressed, even my mother
doesn't love me. Call 1-800-WOE-ISME.


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