I love things like this...actual legal documents that people really screwd up...like the legal transcriptions from court, medical documents...things of that nature.

These are from accident reports filled out for insurance companies:

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and colleded with a tree I didn't have.

A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife's face.

In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished!

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision, and I did not see the other car.

The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.

The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of it's way when I struck my front end.

As I approached the intersection, a stop sign appeared where no stop sign had ever been before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck a pedestrian.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentelman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.

The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.

I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and the passengers then left immediatly for a vacation with injuries.

When I saw I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.

My car was legally parked as I backed into the other vehicle.

I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

I told the police I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, I found that I had fractured my skull.

The accident happened when the right front door of a car came around the corner without signaling.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of it's intentions.

No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert.

She suddenly saw me, lost her head, and we met.

I misjudged a lady crossing the street.

I had been driving for about 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and crashed.

A cow wandered into my car. I was later informed that the unfortunate cow was half-witted.

The other man changed his mind, and I had to run into him!

I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

And this one is especially for Allen.

I'm not sure why or how...it just...happened!