A cute young woman was giving a manicure to a man in the barber shop. The man said, "How about a date later?"
"I'm married," she answered.

With a wink he said, "So, just tell him you're going out with your girlfriends."

"Tell him yourself," she said, "he's shaving you." smash


- Allen [Linked Image]
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