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#46162 - 09/03/03 12:30 PM Re: You like Apples?
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There could be some resemblence to Andre, but I think you're better looking than he is...(even with hair... ruff )

However, I don't think he'd allow a roach to crawl over his foot... tongue
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#46163 - 09/03/03 03:43 PM Re: You like Apples?
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Take it as a compliament, but you dont look like him wink
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#46164 - 09/05/03 01:29 AM Re: You like Apples?
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bah smash

ok, tired... we've been extra busy at work and I've been doing some extra online stuff on the side to pay off some old bills... me sleepy zzz
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#46165 - 09/05/03 07:21 AM Re: You like Apples?
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po baby... tongue

My check engine light is BACK ON smash
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#46166 - 09/06/03 12:00 PM Re: You like Apples?
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by anangelsarms:
Okay .. what is wrong with banks these days ? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ummm..does this answer your ? tongue tongue

Subject: unreal.

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My Aunt died this past January. Citi Bank billed her for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge...the balance had been $0.00... now was somewhere around $60.00)

I placed the following phone call to CitiBank:

Me: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."
CitiBank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."
Me: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections..."
CitiBank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been."
Me: "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
CitiBank: "Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the credit bureau...maybe both!"
Me: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"
CitiBank:"...excuse me .....?"
Me: "Did you just get what I was telling you.... the part about her being dead?"
CitiBank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor!"
(Supervisor gets on the phone)

Me: ''I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."
CitiBank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."
Me: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"
CitiBank: ".....(stammer)"
CitiBank: "Are you her lawyer?"
Me: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given... )
CitiBank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"
Me: "Sure." ( Fax number is given )
( After they get the fax. )

CitiBank: "Our system just isn't setup for death..."
Me: "Oh..."
CitiBank: "I don't know what more I can do to help..."
Me: "Well... if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her...I suppose...don't really think she will care...."
CitiBank: "Well...the late fees and charges do still apply."
Me: "'Would you like her new billing address?"
CitiBank: "That might help."
Me: " ( Odessa Memorial Cemetery #### Hwy 129 and plot number given. )
CitiBank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
Me: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?!!"
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#46167 - 09/07/03 09:47 PM Re: You like Apples?
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ROFLOL
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#46168 - 09/09/03 08:20 AM Re: You like Apples?
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Perfect! laugh
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#46169 - 09/09/03 11:04 AM Re: You like Apples?
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Although funny it's not unheard of. A friend's father died a couple years ago. He still occasionally gets collection calls since he kept the phone number just changed the name. He actually has referred them to the cemetery. They finally get it. His dad had a real thing about co-pays. Figured they got enough from the insurance.

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#46170 - 09/09/03 01:17 PM Re: You like Apples?
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I revel at their level of incompetatnce every day ! Makes you just want to live on a peice of land and burry your money in your back yard.
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#46171 - 09/09/03 01:49 PM Re: You like Apples?
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In all seriousness, when working with doctors, billing deceased family members was a major factor in mal-practice suits. I can't tell you how many settlements were made to families because of the "pain and suffering" caused by receiving a bill from a loved one's doctor.

It was amazing...
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#46172 - 09/10/03 03:35 AM Re: You like Apples?
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Grrr ain't nuthin like a burned out safety interlock to bring your night to a sweaty grinding halt til you fix it. Darn thing is it was inside a building, in a hazardous/water resistant fixture, and it was full of water...????

Hmmm how do you do that? It ain't condensation the building isn't airconditioned...

Oh well tongue
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#46173 - 10/29/03 12:03 AM Re: You like Apples?
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finally got dsl at work smash
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#46174 - 10/29/03 12:23 AM Re: You like Apples?
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Just paving the way for you to get Cable! (with the football package!) tongue
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#46175 - 10/30/03 09:11 AM Re: You like Apples?
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got it worked out yay
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#46176 - 11/07/03 12:13 PM Re: You like Apples?
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broke my phone hitting it on a display stand or something at the expo smash If you call I can't hear anything yer sayin tongue
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#46177 - 11/07/03 12:37 PM Re: You like Apples?
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Good answer... slap

You betta repent for being soooo mad tongue
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#46178 - 11/07/03 12:48 PM Re: You like Apples?
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whut?
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#46179 - 11/07/03 01:02 PM Re: You like Apples?
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Thought you purposely smacked your phone on something. smash

Didn't want you to lose your tempa... smile
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#46180 - 11/07/03 02:19 PM Re: You like Apples?
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I have heard of apples and apples...and oranges with oranges...

But never apples and broke phones????

confused
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#46181 - 11/13/03 01:49 AM Re: You like Apples?
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bah...

My notebook died today... it's been acting up more and more the last couple of weeks until I just couldn't do anything anymore without it blue-screening and crashing. I tried re-installing windows today and it wouldn't even copy all the files over to install. I thought that maybe there were some file ownership problems so I formatted the harddrive frown and even then it wouldn't install... now it won't even boot up. A lotta work from this past year was on there smash

Anyways, I've got this old server at home I can access the net from at night, I'll be deciding whether or not it's worth it to buy another harddrive or a new pc, I'm leaning toward the harddrive tongue
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