#37305 - 02/28/01 02:30 PM
The question and answer game
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This game goes like this, I ask a question, you answer it and ask one yourself, and so on.
Q: Would the oceans be deeper if sponges didn't grow there?
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#37306 - 02/28/01 11:52 PM
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OK, I'll byte: A: Probably Q: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" when we are already there? ------------------ - Allen In <FONT COLOR="Black">( (((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Brown">((((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Red">((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Orange">((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Yellow">((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="navy">(STEREO)</FONT c>))<FONT COLOR="Yellow">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Orange">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Red">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Brown">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Black">)) ) )</FONT c> Where Available
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#37307 - 02/28/01 11:57 PM
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A: beats me.... Q: Did Allen just admit that he bites???  ------------------ Michelle
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#37308 - 03/01/01 01:07 AM
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Somebody's pickin' ROFLOL A: I can't even go there! LOL Q: Why can't anyone ever remember "Mnemonic"? tee hee ------------------ When God is all you've got; God is all you need! Men's Ministry Home! Sign up for weekly Devotional MensHelpDevotional@JESUSaves.every1.net Send me an email SLattier@JESUSaves.every1.net
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#37309 - 03/01/01 01:22 AM
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Who's pickin?
A: Because I can't pronounce it.
Q: If a cow laughs will she spit milk out of her nose?
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#37310 - 03/01/01 01:27 AM
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You are... A: Only if she has milk allergies... Q: Got milk? ------------------ - Allen In <FONT COLOR="Black">( (((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Brown">((((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Red">((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Orange">((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Yellow">((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="navy">(STEREO)</FONT c>))<FONT COLOR="Yellow">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Orange">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Red">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Brown">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Black">)) ) )</FONT c> Where Available
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#37311 - 03/01/01 01:33 AM
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I am???
A: Um...Celeste could tell ya.
Q: Why ask why?
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#37312 - 03/01/01 01:43 AM
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A: Why not?
Q: If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?
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#37313 - 03/01/01 01:49 AM
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A: I'm sure you could...only pepe. Weelllll, maybe Mango too...
Q: Why are they called "hamburgers" if they are made with beef?
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#37314 - 03/01/01 02:13 AM
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A: pork-by-products are easier to disguise... Q: Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? ------------------ - Allen In <FONT COLOR="Black">( (((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Brown">((((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Red">((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Orange">((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Yellow">((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="navy">(STEREO)</FONT c>))<FONT COLOR="Yellow">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Orange">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Red">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Brown">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Black">)) ) )</FONT c> Where Available
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#37316 - 03/01/01 03:36 PM
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Sounds like you have some issues with the female race. Do you need to confront them?  A  urple Q:If man evolved from apes, why are they still here? (Don't give Sunday school answers please  ) ------------------ Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves 
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#37318 - 03/01/01 07:34 PM
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THIS IS MY ANSWER TO THE PREVIOUS QUESTION BUT OOOOF COURSE JASON GOT IN BEFORE I COULD.  A:Because winners didnt coin that phrase, losers who might as well "throw in the towel" says quit while you are ahead A:Who ever said men evolved ? Maybe they are still apes. Q:How come women talk to other women about everything concerning men they go out with and men don't divulge in sharing likewise with other men ? ------------------ If at first you don't succeed, try and try again ... <FONT COLOR="#000000" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Helvetica, Arial">This message has been edited by anangelsarms on 03-01-2001 at 05:48 PM</font>
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#37319 - 03/01/01 08:26 PM
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A: If we understand something, we'll share it. Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ------------------ - Allen In <FONT COLOR="Black">( (((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Brown">((((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Red">((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Orange">((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Yellow">((</FONT c><FONT COLOR="navy">(STEREO)</FONT c>))<FONT COLOR="Yellow">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Orange">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Red">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Brown">))</FONT c><FONT COLOR="Black">)) ) )</FONT c> Where Available
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#37320 - 03/01/01 10:55 PM
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A: The woodchuck would chuch wood till he upchucked...or something.
B: Why do people inch up at stop lights if the car in front of them moves up...and does it get us there any faster?
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#37322 - 03/02/01 01:58 AM
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A: What else would match the grass?? Q: why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds? ------------------ When God is all you've got; God is all you need! Men's Ministry Home! Sign up for weekly Devotional MensHelpDevotional@JESUSaves.every1.net Send me an email SLattier@JESUSaves.every1.net
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#37323 - 03/02/01 02:06 AM
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A: Doesn't make sense, does it? A guy must've made the spelling of that word up...and guys don't make sense...so it makes perfect sense!  Q: Why are they called "french fries" since they weren't invented in France? ------------------ Michelle
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#37324 - 03/02/01 02:24 AM
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A: Because Stick-O-tater sounded funny  . Q: If God created the universe and ALL things where did God come from? innerdawg
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