A: I want to go, and I want my husband to go, thing is, someone will have to watch our 5 month old .. any takers ??? hehe ... allen ??

Q: hey michelle, wish you would-a come to my shower, hadn't seen you in a while. how about lunch one day this week before i go home ??

Embie---- liar liar pants on fire!! I do not eat cut-bait!

A)Passing on answering Michelles question....

Q)what is the forward airspeed of a laden swallow?

A) Not sure about the laden ones, but the Unladen ones are fast... (Oh, btw...African or European?)

Q) When was the last time you watched Monty Python?

A: I remember walking out of his "Meaning of Life" movie... long, stupid, and in general gross.

Q: Where are they having oneday?

A: I dunno, ask Embie

Q: Do anyone else's parents get on their nerves ?

A: What parents?

Q: Are you all ready for the football season to start? (OH YEAH!!!)

A: No. It means I have three weeks to learn my flagline routine and have it perfect... that's not nearly enough time.

Q: Do you think it's cruel to shave your dog or cat to look like a lion?

Q2: Do you think the other neighborhood cats and dogs laugh at 'em?

A: Not it's not , I think it's

A2: Did you ever make fun of someone's haircut? There you go.

Q: Has the recent West Nile Outbreaks scared you in any way? (With most of you being in Texas I figured this is applicable.)

A: Not yet... there was an interview on the radio today with the guy in charge of mosquito control for the area. I only caught bits and pieces. It seems like in most things like this, if your immune system is low, you should take more care - using mosquito spray will keep it away. Coverup when possible as well

Q: Does it worry you?

A: We've had a case or two, I think, last year. Some dead birds showed up... eek. I'm not worried. Mostly because mosquitos hate me. I'd like to think that one landed on me, drank my blood, and was grossed out--and told all the other mosquitos to stay away.

Q: Do all families fight loudly?

Gosh, I haven't posted here in ages...

A) No location for OneDay as of my last look, they are asking for prayer for a centralized location, the need lots and lots of space...

A2) M mom gets on my last nerve and she loves to just stay there and play... My dad is a saint

A3) couple of West Nilers have popped up here...we have a larger problem with Lyme Disease (Lyme CT was where it originated) Not too scared yet, but we do keep sprayed up.

A4) I shave my doggie and we laugh at her.

A: Heh. Are we talking about someone in particular?

Q: Why is there always that horrible setting on toasters that burn you toast, black? No decent human being eats black toast.

A: Exactly... I think some people must need more carbon in their diet

Q: Why can't they make toasters like rice cookers with a "light" and "medium" setting?

A) My rice cooker is very versatile...it also cooks sauce, vegetables, soup, gravies and pasta...Oh and it also goes by an alias... pan

Q) Who would buy a special "rice cooker" ?

A: Embie, pans are way too versatile and complex for us men. They are like women . So buy something that's used for ONE thing, hence Rice cooker.

A2: Hey...I was trying to get photos that my children will enjoy laughing about and that would scare their friends away...

Q: Is it just me, or do most women turn into helpless three year olds when they are sick? (I'm just picking on my wife )

A: Idda know, but we had one call in sick this am and another just went home sick after smelling someone else's lunch heating in the microwave. That leaves one other working... 2 outta 3 ain't bad in a song, but can be difficult in a small bidness

Q: How often does embie burn/undercook rice?

A) embie's rice is always perfectly prepared, not too soft or not too hard, and never starchy. I do, however, use jasmine rice as it is the best for sushi...

Q) does anyone actually use a pressure cooker?

A) My mom. She's a spaz. It's so loud and obnoxious--and fogs up the whole kitchen. She had to buy another one last month because the top blew off, and wet our whole kitchen cieling. There's still a little water mark. I hate that stupid thing--and everything she makes with it is barf-a-licious.

Q) What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

A: I really can't say, but does "who let the dogs out?" ring a bell?

Q: Who else just ate a Georgia Mud Fudge Blizzard from Dairy Queen?

A) Actually Ashley...the "dogs" wanna be let out long before 18 hours...or the nearest bridge...whatever comes first...

A2) Raspberry Blast...Black Raspberry Ice cream with chocolate hearts filled with raspberry stuff

Q) Did ya'll send up that hot humid Texan weather here? I am wringing wet