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#37305 - 02/28/01 02:30 PM The question and answer game
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This game goes like this, I ask a question, you answer it and ask one yourself, and so on.

Q: Would the oceans be deeper if sponges didn't grow there?

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#37306 - 02/28/01 11:52 PM Re: The question and answer game
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OK, I'll byte:

A: Probably

Q: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" when we are already there?

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#37307 - 02/28/01 11:57 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A: beats me....
Q: Did Allen just admit that he bites???

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#37308 - 03/01/01 01:07 AM Re: The question and answer game
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Somebody's pickin' ROFLOL

A: I can't even go there! LOL

Q: Why can't anyone ever remember "Mnemonic"?

tee hee

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#37309 - 03/01/01 01:22 AM Re: The question and answer game
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Who's pickin?

A: Because I can't pronounce it.

Q: If a cow laughs will she spit milk out of her nose?

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#37310 - 03/01/01 01:27 AM Re: The question and answer game
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You are...

A: Only if she has milk allergies...

Q: Got milk?

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#37311 - 03/01/01 01:33 AM Re: The question and answer game
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I am???

A: Um...Celeste could tell ya.

Q: Why ask why?

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#37312 - 03/01/01 01:43 AM Re: The question and answer game
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A: Why not?

Q: If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?

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#37313 - 03/01/01 01:49 AM Re: The question and answer game
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A: I'm sure you could...only pepe. Weelllll, maybe Mango too...

Q: Why are they called "hamburgers" if they are made with beef?

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#37314 - 03/01/01 02:13 AM Re: The question and answer game
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A: pork-by-products are easier to disguise...

Q: Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

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#37315 - 03/01/01 11:36 AM Re: The question and answer game
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A: Women... need we say more?

Q: If a smurf holds its breath what color does it turn?

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#37316 - 03/01/01 03:36 PM Re: The question and answer game
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Sounds like you have some issues with the female race.
Do you need to confront them?

Aurple

Q:If man evolved from apes, why are they still here?
(Don't give Sunday school answers please )

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#37317 - 03/01/01 07:28 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A: Because they got lost and wouldn't ask for directions.

Q: If winners get ahead...
and winners never quit...
Then who came up with " Quitting while you are ahead? "

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#37318 - 03/01/01 07:34 PM Re: The question and answer game
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THIS IS MY ANSWER TO THE PREVIOUS QUESTION BUT OOOOF COURSE JASON GOT IN BEFORE I COULD.

A:Because winners didnt coin that phrase, losers who might as well "throw in the towel" says quit while you are ahead

A:Who ever said men evolved ? Maybe they are still apes.


Q:How come women talk to other women about everything concerning men they go out with and men don't divulge in sharing likewise with other men ?

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#37319 - 03/01/01 08:26 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A: If we understand something, we'll share it.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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#37320 - 03/01/01 10:55 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A: The woodchuck would chuch wood till he upchucked...or something.

B: Why do people inch up at stop lights if the car in front of them moves up...and does it get us there any faster?

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#37321 - 03/01/01 11:45 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A. It's called no patience.

Q. Why is the sky blue?

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#37322 - 03/02/01 01:58 AM Re: The question and answer game
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A: What else would match the grass??


Q: why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?

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#37323 - 03/02/01 02:06 AM Re: The question and answer game
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A: Doesn't make sense, does it? A guy must've made the spelling of that word up...and guys don't make sense...so it makes perfect sense!

Q: Why are they called "french fries" since they weren't invented in France?

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#37324 - 03/02/01 02:24 AM Re: The question and answer game
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A: Because Stick-O-tater sounded funny .

Q: If God created the universe and ALL things where did God come from?

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