ain't one.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">At a rally of cheering supporters in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, Bush made his usual pitch for limiting "frivolous lawsuits" that he said drive up the cost of health care and run doctors out of business.

But then he added, "We've got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

Unfazed, Bush went on to deride his rivals as "pro-trial lawyer," and concluded, "I think you've got to make a choice. My opponent made his choice, and he put him on the ticket. I made my choice. I'm for medical liability reform now." </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh how I love campaigns!!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">A sheet of sandpaper makes a cheap and effective substitute for costly maps when visiting the Sahara desert.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

hehe

A good example is far more valuable than good advice...

ah ha.....wise wise man this allen is...
man who go to bed with itchy butt...wake up with smelly finga.....how dat foh example.....wash booty it no itch...

Hey , I just realized I am no longer a stinking pharisee around here anymore. I have been elevated to disciple. Maybe one day I'll become a prophet and then.....dare I say.....a .....nope.not gon say it, not gon do it, wouldn't be prudent, not at this juncture....hehehehe.
NABSTER

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Texas girls are quick on the drawl...</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about
a battle that was going on inside himself.


He said, "My son, it is between 2 wolves. One is
evil: Anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt,
resentment,inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego...

The other is good: Joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness,
benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith..."

The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?"

The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one I feed."</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

"Don't let your worries get the
best of you. Remember, Moses
started out as a basket case"

Some people are kind, polite,
and sweet-spirited - until you
try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God,
but only as advisers

It is easier to preach ten
sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create
anything without a purpose,
but mosquitoes and
sand gnats come close.

When you get to your wit's
end, you'll find God lives there.

People are funny, they want
the front of the bus, the middle
of the road, and the back of
the church.

Opportunity may knock once,
but temptation bangs on your
front door forever.

Quit griping about your church;
if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

If the church wants a better
pastor, it only needs to pray
for the one it has.

God Himself does not propose
to judge a man until he is dead.
So why should you?

Some minds are like concrete,
thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile.

I don't know why some people
change churches; what
difference does it make which
one you stay home from?

A lot of church members
who are singing "Standing
on the Promises" are just
sitting on the premises.

We were called to be witnesses,
not lawyers or judges

Be ye fishers of men.
You catch them - He'll clean them.

Coincidence is when God
chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't put a question mark
where God put a period.

Don't wait for 6 strong men
to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross,
not the curve.

God loves everyone, but
probably prefers "fruits of the spirit"
over "religious nuts!"

God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Copilot - swap seats!

Prayer: Don't give God
instructions -- just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never
as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God will never
take you to where the Grace
of God will not protect you.

We don't change the message,
the message changes us.

You can tell how big a person
is by what it takes to ........
discourage him.

The best mathematical
equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
__________________________

gewd stuff brother

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Steve:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">A sheet of sandpaper makes a cheap and effective substitute for costly maps when visiting the Sahara desert.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">But very bad toilet paper though

And, you know this how?

lol trust me i know.....unless its wet sand paper...and...never mind....any who..lol...
heres CBS's new slogan

"We might have made it up, but if it turns out to be true, remember, you heard it here first!"

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">410 B.C. -
Rome ends the practice of enslaving debtors,
removing biggest single obstacle to the development of the credit card.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

teehee

I am reminded that one old saint was asked, "Which is the more important: reading God's Word or praying?" To which he replied, "Which is more important to a bird: the right wing or the left?"
A.W. Tozer, Jesus, Our Man in Glory

I heard this today and I'm not sure whether I agree or not...

"maybe sometimes its ok that we don't touch our dreams"

Could you explain it Melissa? I don't understand it. If it read reach instead I think I would.