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"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper, then...Oh, my goodness, you forgot to pull your zipper down!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in a smoking jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker??</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"This is Saddam Hussein's palace? I expected better than this. You can go to any palace in Germany and you see oak, mahogany, and beautiful craftsmanship, hand carving. He might have been rich, but he had poor taste."
— Sgt. Miguel Deugarte of the U.S. Army</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Sounds like he might have been the "Beverly Hillbillies" of the middle east eh?

"It is rumored that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez want to star in a remake of 'Casablanca.' This will be the perfect film for people who liked the original, but wished it was terrible." - Tina Fey

Quote from a liberated Iraqi:

"I am 49 years old, but I never lived one of those days"...

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">When a man marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">heh heh

hehe

This is a quote from my stupid (I'm mad at him at the moment... ) friend from the UK...

"I most certainly wear the pants in our relationship...she just picks them out for me..."

Even tho he's stupid, it was funny...

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more
statesmen." -Bob Edwards</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

my older sister likes to tell me...

"things will work out in the end. if things are not working out now, it's not the end."

i miss her...she's in college.

haha! I like that one

"Confucious' brother Joe says "Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.""

Good one Sarah!
Allen.......


</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"In almost all cases where your anger appears publicly, it simply demonstrates that there is more wrong with the way YOU deal with reality than there is wrong with what you are railing against" Steve - 5/5/2003</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

Exactly, life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond!!!!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">-unknown

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">“The true test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of the cities, nor the crops—no, but the kind of man the country turns out.”

-- Emerson</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"From the minute I got the part I started doing things a little bit differently. I raged at a few people, but I warned them. I said, 'Look, I'm going to scream at you a little bit because I'm trying out what it feels like to be MARTHA STEWART.'"

-- CYBILL SHEPHERD, who portrays the domestic diva in a TV movie, in Newsweek.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">:p heh heh

bah, cybill is more crazy than martha will ever be... bruce said she was a witch to work with on 'moonlighting'

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"It is man's heart, not uranium, that needs to be purified." Einstein
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I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do. And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

~ Dr. Seuss

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