There are no bunions in Connecticut...

"There are no bunions in Connecticut" ... that sounds like a veggie tales song!

that would be- "there are no onions in ct".
Where is my hairbrush =- best veggtie tales ever.

I dunno the "Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" was pretty awesome!


"The Pirates That Don't Do Anything"

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot.
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)

we don't know what he did
but we're down with captain kidd
we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don't smoke, we don't chew
we watch captain kangaroo

and I've never licked a spark-plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

YEAH...FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE.

I can cross that one off my list...

i have sniffed a stink bug ... we know all thier song by heart. see if you can find the words to "ebu" .. haha. i laugh thinking about them.

The song of the Cebu!


One moment please!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZsltdm97vE


From Episode 7--Josh And The Big Wall

Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Larry the Cucumber presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event, The Song of the Cebu!

Larry: Cebu! This is a song about a boy ... a song about a little boy and his cebus ... a song about a little boy and his three cebus ... the little boy who had a sick cebu, a sad cebu and a mute cebu. And also a hippo.

Um ... um ... this is a picture of me at the airport. This is my Aunt Ruth. This is me at a bullfight. This is me fighting the bull.

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ohh!

Larry: This is me and the bull.

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ahh!

Larry: This is me and the bull and ... I think that's the bull's cousin. He's a cebu!

Archibald: Hold it! You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide projector and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a cebu, anyway?

Larry: It's kind of like a cow. See?

Archibald: Yes. Well, very good. This could be interesting. Carry on!

Larry: Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!

Larry: Boy is riding with cebu

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Boy is riding with cebu

Larry: Into town in his canoe

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Into town in his canoe

Larry: Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing. Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo

Larry: Hippo chewing on bamboo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Hippo chewing on bamboo

Larry: Can't see boy and three cebus

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Can't see boy and three cebus

Larry: Sad cebu is rowing and crying. Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo

Larry: Cebu!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!

Larry: Cebu!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!

All: Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, cebu!

Larry: Hippo seen by mute cebu

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Hippo seen by mute cebu

Larry: Tries to tell the other two

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Tries to tell the other two

Larry: Mute cebu is waving and grunting. Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

Larry: Uh-oh.

Archibald: Wait! What happens next?

Larry: Um ...

Archibald: Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers? Is the boy injured? Why is the sad cebu sad? Is the canoe wood or aluminum?

Larry: Oh look! There's me and Bob at Sea World! Oh, wow. Forgot about that one. There's me and that bull again.

Archibald: You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that! You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you. This is quite disappointing! I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this.

Larry: Oh look, a cebu! Cebu!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!

Larry: No, wait ... that's a water buffalo.

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: No more song about cebu! Need another verse or two! Audience is standing and leaving, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo moo moo moo

Jimmy: I want my money back!

Jerry: Yeah, that'd be ... that'd be good

oh my, the Cebu song...Allen -we need a new thread.

Whut? You don't like silly songs with Larry?


pshaw!

NO I live em. It should have its own thread... "VEggie tales tidbits" Maybe?
OR "Fun with the talking VEgetables"
ya know...
or maybe i am just trippin.

I'm disturbed by these responses on many levels...

I have known you were disturbed for many years now!

disturbed
perturbed
disperturbed
perdisturbed
redisturbed
predisturbed

what am i saying here.

disturbed
perturbed
disperturbed
perdisturbed
redisturbed
predisturbed


Your subconciousness is trying to tell you something.....

hmmm... I would it expect that would be your subconscious...

I am not very conscious or conscientious though I have been cantankerous, contentious and comical......

See what happens when I disappear for a few years...things get out of hand. And you are all wrong. The best veggie tales song is the I love my Lips song.

Narrator:
And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part
of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
One day while talking with Dr. Archibald Larry confronts
one of his deepest fears….

Larry:
If my lips ever left my mouth,
Packed a bag and headed south,
That’d be too bad, I’d be so sad.

Dr. Archibald:
I see, that’d be too bad, you’d be so sad?

Larry:
That’d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Alrighty.

Larry:
If my lips said “Adios,
I don’t like you, I think you’re gross.”
That’d be too bad, I might get mad.

Dr. Archibald:
Hm, that’d be too bad, you might get mad?

Larry:
That’d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Fascinating.

Larry:
If my lips moved to Duluth
Left a mess and took my tooth.
That’d be too bad, I’d call my Dad.

Dr. Archibald:
Oh dear, that’d be too bad, you’d call your dad?

Larry:
That’d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Hold it. Did you say your father? Facinating!
So what you’re saying is if your lips left you?

Larry:
That’d be too bad, I’d be so sad.
I might get mad, I call my Dad.
That’d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
That’d be too bad?

Larry:
That’d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Why?

Larry:
Because I love my lips. (makes noises in tune with his lips)

Dr. Archibald:
Oh my! This is more serious than I thought.
Larry, what do you see here?

Larry:
Um, that looks like a lip.

Dr. Archibald:
What about this?

Larry:
It’s a lip.

Dr. Archibald:
And this?

Larry:
It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip
It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip
It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip
It’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip.

Dr. Archibald:
Larry, tell me about your childhood.

Larry:
When I was just two years old,
I left my lips out in the cold.
And they turned blue,
What could I do?

Dr. Archibald:
Oh dear. They turned blue,
What could you do?

Larry:
Oh, They turned blue.

Dr. Archibald:
I see.

Larry:
On the day I got my tooth,
I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth.
She had a beard and it felt weird.

Dr. Archibald:
My, my, she had a beard
And it felt weird?

Larry:
She had a beard.

Dr. Archibald:
Oh!

Larry:
Ten days after I turned 8,
Got my lips stuck in a gate
My friends all laughed…

And I just stood there until the fire department came
and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend
the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar
who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn’t
even talk to each other until the fifth week because both
our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking
he just spoke polish and I only knew like three words in polish
except now I know four because Oscar taught me the
word for lip, “Usta”.

Dr. Archibald:
Your friends all laughed. Usta. How do you spell that?

Larry:
I don’t know.

Dr. Archibald:
So what you’re saying is that when you were young?

Larry:
They turned blue, what could I do?
She had a beard, and it felt weird.
My friends all laughed, usta.

Dr. Archibald:
I’m confused.

Larry:
I love my lips!

(Larry makes noises with his lips while Dr.
Archibald tries to get his attention.)

Dr. Archibald:
Uh, Larry. Larry. Wait Larry, Larry! That’s about enough, thank you.

(voice over of Narrator)

Narrator:
This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next week
when we hear Larry say –

Larry:
Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?

Dr. Archibald:
Oh, look at the time!

oh this is good....