In a great way Ashley!!!

-I've mentioned this before, but, I babysit. It's good money--but a lot of work. Having to look after a 1 and 2 year old for 8 hours ( ) really made me rethink wanting kids as badly as I did.

-Vada, the 2 year old, is like a parrot. When she was being bratty, I said, "Okay, Missy." And the rest of the night... her response to everything I said was "Okay, Missy."

-Someone in my dorm hates me. I don't know how anyone could possibly hate me as no one even knows I exist. However, they do--and they left a friendly note on my door just to make sure I knew. Unsigned. If I were in the mood to worry about such things, I'd probably care.

-I've decided that I'm going to double-major. English and Religion. =/ I'm not sure what I want to do. I think I might like to write children's books. =)

-My birthday is the Monday after next. I get to take the train home and the plane back.

-My last time on the train, there was a very loud snoring man behind me. I was talking to a boy ( ) on the phone--and held it up real close to the snoring man's mouth so the boy ( ) could hear. But I started laughing really hard and had to pull it back before I dropped it or snorted or something.

-Oh! And we have these crazy squirrels on our campus. I'm serious... they're insane. You'll be walking down one of the paths, and suddenly get hit in the head with a walnut or something. They're terrible. And very skiddish. I was walking back to my dorm from the gym one afternoon, and I saw one do a belly flop into a trash can. Amused, I went over to see if he was okay. When I got to the opening, he jumped out and I could see his little chest heaving like I was about to hurt him. Bless his heart.

-There is a knitting class tonight. I think I might like to knit. But that seems rather grandmotherly.

-American Idol comes on tonight. =) I love to watch the try outs. Those people are toooooo funny.

-My roommate likes to put noodles and meat and hair down our bathroom sink. I tried to explain that our sink cannot meet her demands, but she will not listen. Every time it clogs, it sits like that until I call the plumber, who yells at me for clogging it up in the first place. =/ I've decided not to call the plumber any more. In fact, I'm going to fill the drain with peanut butter.

-My friend Jeanette has pink hair.

-I told my mom I was going to get pink hair.

-She was not amused.

-I wasn't really going to get pink hair.

Like i've said before i love reading these.

its a good read ash/girl. if college is boring, that means youre being a very good Christian! [; im not into party scene myself. i like folks who drink coffee and read poetry. and bring flowers, and not peep into my windows. had one like that before, my dad hated him . later , i resented that guy for making a fool of me after defending his jerky behavior[that one was a cheater]. dont want any peepers! TAKE CARE. [; stay sweet.

In winter
I love to see
all the little bird nests that remain
after the trees loose their leaves

And it makes it more difficult for the squirrels to hide

hehehe good one al! I feed mine. some stores sell corn on cob freash, like 4 for a buck. theses day rodents love corn, peanut butter, birdseed. chew thru all my feeders. fun to watch anyhow. where was I , OFF TOPIC again?

Wireless MP3's... they have blue tooth for cells! I'll bet it's just around the corner!!

SOUNDS FUNNY. blue tooth? is that a vchip or something, just curious. not to cut in here.

Does anyone ever wonder why in nicer homes' bathrooms the toilet paper roll thingy when taken off the wall comes apart in TWO peices, and inevitably one of them goes flying out of reach when you put the new roll of paper on it ? and in standard homes, there is a one-peice plastic thingy that is easier to manuever and handle ?

anyone ever notice that ?

havent been in many mansions, but its a fun topic. not a fan of those paper holders of any sort, prefer simple ones however. and those that smell good . ty to glade.

-RAWR!

-I, Ashley Roberts, have become a professional babysitter. I have been spit on, farted on, peed on, nailed in the face with a crayon, wiped a booger off with my bare hand, sucked sand off of a pacifier, had playdoh in my hair and up my nose, and have performed the heimlich to remove a pretzel from a two-year-old’s esophagus.

-With that said, I don’t intend on having children.

-And if I do, they will not be watching Oobie, Dragon Tales, Boohbah, or Barney.

-Speaking of which, I read in the news that they are turning my once favorite character from Sesame Street, Cookie Monster, into the “Tofu Monster.” She has posters on the wall.

-My bed is super high up. It's on cinder blocks, and four mattresses. If I fall off, and happen to open my eyes, I will die looking at Christina's dinosaur-love posters.

-I know I've mentioned this before--but dorm showers are the absolute worst. If you ever have the chance to participate in such an activity, why don't you just pull out a pencil, sharpen it, and shove it in your eye! Because you'd be better off holding the pencil steady in a hospital waiting room, thinking about what you'll look like in a jaunty eye-patch, than to spend one moment in a dorm shower. If the CDC got a look at this, they'd crap their pants. It's E. Coli waiting to happen, folks.

-After giving up the internet for lent, I got straight As! Who knew?

-Right now, I should be writing my paper on the Yellow Wallpaper--however, I don't want to.

-I wrote a letter to Burgerking about the horrible service at their store in Cumming--and they wrote me back. =)

-My friend, Maria, once wrote Smuckers about their Uncrustable PB&J sandwiches and how happy they made her. They wrote her back giving her 3 free boxes. How cool is that?

-Burgerking did not give me three free burgers.

-It's tax time! And... I don't wanna! I'm gonna get audited.

-And I don't care what ANYONE says. Napoleon Dynamite is the best movie of all time... minus the plot (...there's not one).


Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?

Ahahahahah!

There is to a plot.

It's just a three or four or five-headed plot - consisting of the following parts.

Napolean and Pedro's friendship and Pedro's run for SBP.

Napolean and Deb's budding relationship.

Kip and LaFawnda's relationship.

Napoleon overcoming the domineering Uncle Rico.

Napolean and Pedro successfully re-working the social rules of Preston High School.

If you have the movie make sure you hang around until after the credits to watch the wedding. The deleted scenes on the DVD are also amazing.

Might I add that Idaho Mormons can really bring the funny and this movie is the proof.

I'm watching it again today!

cool. have fun! Speaking of movie plots, what about alien vs predator? iT WAS FUN JUST WATCHING THOSE FIGHT IT OUT. but a story woulda helped too. hehehe other than the pc ending. the scenes were awesome regardless! [; napoleon looks funny.

movie plots ? i just watched THE MOST sad movie on earth, i swear that i have seen in like 5 years. watch it with someone you love, allen, with your new wife, etc etc. i cried for like 30 minutes after the thing was over. ahhh. it is "the Notebook" kinda slow but allow the characters to sink in, get to know them. then hold someone tight and blubber like a 3 year old kid!

Not impressed by "the Notebook" I could never figure out why the guy was so head-over-heals with a girl that was that self-centered and irritating.

Probably a good story, just bad casting. I simply could not stand the girl.

Probably for the same reason that Christ is "head-over-heals" with all of us people who are at times self-centered and irritating.

Something along the lines of loving another person expecting absoutely nothing in return.

P.S. I never saw the movie but I loved the book.

I'm sure the book is good.

I just thought the actress they used to portray her came off as overly self-involved.