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#59395 - 03/24/08 01:36 PM Hmmm Connecticut eh?
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Driver blames speeding on poorly dunked Oreo. He lost control of his BMW while fishing out cookie he lost in a cup of milk


updated 2:38 p.m. CT, Sun., March. 23, 2008
SALISBURY, Conn.

- Police say a man's excuse for speeding through a small Connecticut town takes the cake, or at least the cookie.

A state trooper who stopped the 1993 BMW last fall says its driver, 28-year-old Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, N.Y., blamed his driving problems on an errant Oreo.

Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had slipped out of his hand as he dunked it in a cup of milk, and that he was trying to fish it out when he lost control of his car.

Prosecutors learned in court last week that a clerk had mistakenly noted in court records that Vonkummer had been charged with driving under the influence, rather than speeding and driving with a suspended license.

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#59397 - 03/24/08 07:53 PM Re: Hmmm Connecticut eh? [Re: Steve]
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that's funny. you laugh, but one time i got pulled over really late at night while swerving and asking if i was drinking and the truth be told, what i was doing (and i told the officer too) was trying to eat my whataburger and i made the poor choice of getting french fries and trying to dip the catsup.

it can happen !!!!!!!
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#59400 - 03/24/08 10:30 PM Re: Hmmm Connecticut eh? [Re: anangelsarms]
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I like cookies enough, it might have been me slurp
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#59669 - 04/13/08 08:27 AM Re: Hmmm Connecticut eh? [Re: Allen]
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Once I was so late for an engagement and so hungry that I tried eating lo mein with chopsticks while driving my stick...

Not too smart... slap
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#59671 - 04/13/08 09:18 AM Re: Hmmm Connecticut eh? [Re: embie]
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You gotta not be actively changing gears and eating at the same time.
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#60078 - 05/01/08 06:42 AM Re: Hmmm Connecticut eh? [Re: Allen]
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Hmmmm.... Connecticut...

It's May 1 and it was 28 degrees last night. We had to scrape windshields this morning... help
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#60079 - 05/01/08 08:10 AM Re: Hmmm Connecticut eh? [Re: embie]
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Hee hee and you wonder why we all think you are nuts for living there! unuts
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#60084 - 05/01/08 08:22 AM Re: Hmmm Connecticut eh? [Re: Steve]
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yay

If that's the reason you think I'm unuts I'm good with that... tongue
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#60091 - 05/01/08 09:56 AM Re: Hmmm Connecticut eh? [Re: embie]
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I was forced into picking just one............... tongue
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