This is me talking to myself...
I had finally gotten to a point in my life where my finances were under control. I wasn't "borrowing" my tithe back from God, and my slipping credit from my former marriage and the baggage linked to it was being restored.
Along comes the anthrax situation and the post office examinations and a general disconnect to business as usual.
Saturday, I get a certified letter from my auto financer saying that I am two months delinquent and they need immdiate payment TODAY or they will start repossession proceedings...
So I call them up...I tell them that my Sept payment was paid on time and Oct was paid early. I give them the check numbers, of course they have no record of them.
I call my bank, they have not cleared. So I call them back and say, look, they have to be there, the mail delivery has been slow and they must have been delayed. They tell me I must have mailed them to the wrong address... Oh YEAH, that's it! I've been paying this car loan for 3 years and all of a sudden I forgot where to send the check...
Then they go on to tell me that they want an electronic transfer out of my checking account. No problem, but I want to be assured that they will return my checks when they get them. Oh no, that's not possible, cos they don't go through them, they go to a clearing house to be processed...WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! It takes about 2 weeks to clear... um HELLO??????? So how do you know then that they don't have my payments???
So now they want me to put a stop payment on my checks...NOT!
I think I'll just wait for the repossessors to come around...with any luck it will be on my mammogram day and they will really know what the Wrath of a Woman is all about...
