Conversation between an frog and a snake in an animated 'toon "the hero of hopper's landing" from focus on the family

Tad: Are you talking with food in your mouth? My aunt Polly says that you should never talk with food in your mouth."

Cotton Mouth: No dear boy, I always finish talking with my food before I put it in my mouth...

Somone help me my son knows that movies rewind now!!!!!

STEEL MAGNOLIAS :
Shelby: I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.

Ouiser:I'm not crazy,M'Lynn. I've just been in a bad mood for 40 years.

Truvy: There's so much static electricity around here I attract everything but boys and money.

Truvy:I'm just yelling at my husband, I can do that anytime.

Truvy: He's got a new girlfriend and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

Clairee: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.
Truvy: Was she hurt?
Clairee: I doubt it. She got hit in the head.

Truvy: In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight.

Truvy: Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marchin' across your face.

Ouiser: I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries.

Annelle Dupuy Desoto: Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.

Clairee Belcher: Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

Ouiser Boudreaux: You are too twisted for color TV!

Clairee Belcher: That which does not kill us, makes us stronger.

Clairee Belcher: The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.


Ouiser: You are evil, and you must be destroyed.

Clairee Belcher: Mother Nature's taking care of that faster than you could.

Clairee Belcher: Ousier's never done a religious thing in her life.

Ouiser Boudreaux: Now that is not true. When I was in school, a bunch of my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hoppin'.

Ouiser: A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Truvy Jones: You are playin' hard to get!

Clairee Belcher: At her age, she should be playin' beat the clock.

great movie !

Ouiser: ".....I've just been in a very bad mood for fourty years" ...

Lex-Dex always knows dem movies

innerdawg

"...get me some hush puppies daddy!!!"

SHAFT: "It's my duty to please dat booty."

SIXTEEN CANDLES :

I can't believe this they f%$#ing forgot my birthday.

Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why do they put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.
Ted: I'm listening.
Tommy: Here's how I see it. A guy puts a guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
Ted: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: 'Course it does. Ya think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter.
Ted: What's your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.
Ted: But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
Tommy: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.
Ted: Hmm. Okay, I'll buy from you.
Tommy: Well I...What?!

- Tommy Boy

James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look!
Q: Better than looking cleverer than you are.

Zao: Who sent you?
Jinx: Your Mama! And she said she's disappointed in you!


Q: I never joke about my work 007.

from one of the Roger Moore Bonds:

Bond: Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.

Q: THAT'S putting it mildly,007.

Sid: You know!? This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming!
Diego: Keep dreaming!...

- Ice Age

"I have not yet begun to defile myself"

Doc Holiday .... Tombstone

Bond: "Suppose we all have to pay the bagpiper sometime, right Q?"
Q: "Oh pipe down 007!!"

- The World Is Not Enough

Q: "Remember 007, you have a license to kill, NOT to break the traffic laws."

- Goldeneye

A true classic

"Dirty" Harry Callahan: "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

- Dirty Harry

GOLDMEMBER :
"Are you a cunning liguist? Cause I'm a master debator."

Tony Robbins: Haven't you ever heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
Mauricio: Have you heard the song "Who Let The Dogs Out"?

- Shallow Hal

From the 24 hour marathon of "A Christmas Story"

Ralphie (narrating as an adult): Some men are Baptists, others Catholics, my father was an oldsmobile man.
Mr. Parker: That son of a %&(^% would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator!!!!
Mother: Little pitchers!
Mr. Parker: Thanks....hold it!!
[the furnace conks out]
Mr. Parker: It's a clinker!!!! That blasted stupid furnace dadgummit!!!
[he walks down a few stairs and falls the rest of the way down]
Mr. Parker: [censored] skates!! (coughing) Oh for cripes sake open up the damper will ya?!! Who the hell turned it all the way down?! AGAIN!!! Oh blasted!!!
Ralphie (narrating as an adult): In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.