does a chicken have lips and do one-legged ducks swim in circles?

Yes.

on the note of smoking .. move to california, they dont allow it anywhere, you get used to it quickly, and then you move down here where you have to eat someone else's smoke while you are at a restaurant. ick.

random thought 2: if it were your last meal, what would you have ? i may post this in quesitons.

Yeah I loved living in cali, cause well there is no smoking, i must say where i lived there was also a no drinking law on the beach and that was pretty nice, you would step on any glass.

I'm looking at schools in califorina. =)

Not to discourage you but the cost of living in California is mucho $$$$$$$$$$ Just keep that in mind!

yeah, especially depending on what part, but if its a college i'd look at living on campus

yeah, cost of living is tough buddy ! you might as well just ride a bike, it is pointless to buy a car ... but the weather is awesome and the people are pretty cool, and the hamburgers are great, esp. in and out burger! but dont expect what you think it's like in the movies. real anticlimactic if you ask me.

In and out ROCKS!!!!!!! I will never ever find burgers like that again.

Yeah. Money. Pfft.

At this silly little all girl school--I leave my dorm door open.

And because of this, I've decided to come up with a list of the most absurd/common/crazy things heard on my hallway. And here they are:

-"Does anyone have any black, open toed, stilleto, strappy shoes to go with this skirt?"

-"Anyone wanna go clubbin'?"

-"SEX IN THE CITY MARATHON! Everyone in the basement in 10 minutes! BRING CHOCOLATE!"

-"I'm out of tampons! HELP!"

-"Who left their underwear in the bathroom!?"

-"Move your laundry through!"

-"I will not tolerate you soaking your nasty underwear in our sink! That's disgusting."

-"If one more person puts their ramen noodles down the sink, the water won't go down. Honestly."

-"FRESHMEN FIFTEEN!"

-"Holy crap! Stay out of the bathroom. I think I'm going to throw up."

-"Where are the boys? Someone call to have some pizza delivered."

-"He broke up with me."

-"Does this make my butt look big?"

-"Oh no she didn't."

-"Keep on shoving your face with fudge rounds. But don't cry to me when you've gained your FF."

-"Someone find a chick flick... let's go cry."

-"Wake forest is having a party! Let's go."

-"I don't know what that is on the bathroom floor--but I'm revolted. Someone call a janitor."

-"Walmart... someone... Walmart... please... let's go. Walmart."

She's baaaaaaack, there is nothing funnier than real life!

hehe I know I love reading ash's things!!!

yeah, i hear ashley and wonder what i might have missed at her age!she doesnt seem to miss anything !

....lol.....steve.....shes baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

-Well. I failed my first big test. Oh, joy. I can only hope that everyone else in the class failed as badly as I did and maybe we'll get a curve.

-The buisness department is supposed to release the rest of my loan money as of... last wednesday. Wednesday they told me to come back Thursday, Thursday they told me to come back today, Today they tell me to come back Wednesday. I want my money.

-Our cafeteria is called "The Rat." It's a very fitting name, because that's what the food tastes like. That's on a good day... the rest of the time it tastes like crap. I'm a big fan of Ramen Noodles. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner for $.30.

-The showers are about three inches big, and just outside of it, you have a closed off area to change clothes. However, it is impossible to change when you're standing in a big puddle of water. I don't even know how they get that much water to drip onto the floor, because the water pressure is... none. I have to hold a rag up to the spout so I can gather it all and drip it onto my head.

-We have "hall meetings." If you don't go you get charged $30. Thank God for babysitting. It's a valid excuse to miss. But... they have donuts. =(

-I go to sleep way too late, and have to wake up way too early.

-I'm shaking my head in disappointment right now at what I'm about to tell you. We have a newsletter here... A weekly newsletter. A calander of sorts... It lets you know all the events for that week. It's called the "Charmine Sharin'." It is placed on the back of every door in the bathrooms... so while you're sitting--you can read what's going on. If you're in there long enough to read a newsletter, I'm afraid you're in there way too long. The rule is--get in, get out... and flush quickly.

-I'm really scared that I've become dreadfully uninteresting since I've been here. I try not to keep up with the drama, and as a result, I'm out of the loop and have nothing to laugh at. I should find out who hates who and who like whose boyfriend.

-Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes by Paul Simon has got to be the sweetest song ever written. I don't think I've heard anything sweeter... ever. "People say she's crazy she's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes."

-I get to go home in two weeks for fall break. It will be the first time the whole family has been together since March.

-I hate tests.

-I like boys... and I miss them. More boys should wander on campus. But not the scary, weird boys who peek in your window. The good kind... who bring you flowers. Yeah.

-I love mail. Getting mail is amazing.

-Mmmm.

-Nothing more to say, I guess.

Ashley I must say you are a very interesting(in a very good way) person. God Bless!!

Thank you. =) I hope so.

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