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#37325 - 03/02/01 02:33 AM Re: The question and answer game
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A: Texas of course!


Q: Why is "abrieviation" such a long word?

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#37326 - 03/02/01 07:11 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A. So they could abbr. it!

Q. Why does swiss cheese have holes?

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#37327 - 03/02/01 08:43 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A: I didn't used to be...but it got saved. Now it's holy. *sorry...coudln't pass that up*

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

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#37328 - 03/03/01 01:42 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A. To get to the other side.

B. How old was Jesus when he died?

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#37329 - 03/03/01 05:35 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A: 33.


Q: Who put the Bomp in the Bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp?

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#37330 - 03/03/01 07:47 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A: Yo' mama! (j/k)

Q: Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?

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#37331 - 03/03/01 08:26 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A. Must've been delerious from the cabin fever...

Q. Who shot J.R. ?

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#37332 - 03/03/01 10:18 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A: Sue Ellen (I'm pretty sure)

Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

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#37333 - 03/04/01 03:55 AM Re: The question and answer game
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A: Yo mama (j/k)

Q: How many roads must a man walk down before they can call him a man?


BTW......it was Kristen Sheppherd..sUellen's sister who shot J.R.

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#37334 - 03/04/01 05:20 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A: About the same number of roads as the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop...THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW?

Q: How do actions SPEAK louder than words?

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#37335 - 03/04/01 06:24 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A. Example: Lex says "yo mama". Amber says "don't say that". Lex says it again. Amber punches him in the mouth. Lex never says "yo mama" again. Her actions were more effective than her words.

Q. Where's the beef???

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#37336 - 03/04/01 07:46 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A: Right here...

Q: Who's on first?

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#37337 - 03/04/01 09:14 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A. I am, Mr. Beef boy. What are you gonna do about it???

Q. How many pickled peppers DID Peter Piper pick?

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#37338 - 03/04/01 11:46 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A: equal to the number of baths J-dawg takes in a week. . .
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Q: Where can you go where "everybody knows your name"?

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#37339 - 03/05/01 01:06 AM Re: The question and answer game
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A: used to be....... the principles office ROFLOL

Q: Why are they called Hot-dogs?

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#37340 - 03/05/01 05:03 AM Re: The question and answer game
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A: What did you think was in them?

Q: Who met Rita Moreno from "West Side Story" tonight??!!!!!

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#37341 - 03/05/01 06:17 AM Re: The question and answer game
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A: Mr. Moreno

Q: What's on second?

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#37342 - 03/05/01 12:16 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A: Whatever it is...better not get too close..we don't know where it's been.

Q: If a train leaves New York going east at 65mph and a train leaves San Francisco going West at 45mph...when will they meet?

P.S. Wrong answer to the last question.....It was me.



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#37343 - 03/05/01 06:21 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A. Well the passengers will most likely meet in Heaven, but the actual train will meet at the spot where they hit.

Q. " Do you know the MAN?" (i love that song)

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#37344 - 03/05/01 06:37 PM Re: The question and answer game
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A: nope,never seen him befor in my life.

Q: Do you know the <FONT face="Comic Sans MS">MUFFIN</FONT f>man?

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