"I hope you have children who loose their legs...and then you will understand the pain..."

"Ricky Bobby, don't you say that. Don't you put that on us."

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"Ophrah Winfrey. Help me!!!"

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"I can't control my heart rate! There's a COUGAR in the car!!!"

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"Dear Lord, Baby Jesus...thank you for my two beautiful children, Walker and Texas Ranger...and for my smokin' hot wife..."

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"Shake N Bake"

-- Talledega Nights

Ricky Bobby: Help me, Jesus! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!


- Talledega Nights, the Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Sarah Jessica Parker "...and I'm sorry that your obscessive and dysfuntional habits caused me to be b*tchy with you."

Wacky roommate "oh..(hands clasped over her heart) that was so sweet...thank you so much..."

Failure to Launch

"You've lived upstairs since you were three. You're sleeping in the same twin-sized bed with the same superman sheets you've had since you were six."

"It's gonna take a stick of dynamite to get me out of my parent's house..."

Failure to Launch

"Who has been making grilled cheese with the defibulator paddles???"


Dead Like Me ~ series on sci fi channel

Hi, we're not Mexicans, we're from outta town.

- The 3 Amigos

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

- The Waterboy

Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room.

It's for fun.

- Nacho Libre

We watched this tonight, I think I am dumber for doing so

"I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed."

- A Christmas Story

I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Note: the new dvd has added 13 minutes of not-family-friendly language. We had to turn it off about a third of the way into it last night

White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!

- Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Said with a Hugh Grant accent:

"I've given up! My face is in the butter!"

--Music and Lyrics

I HAD a BAD EXPERIENCE!

The Italian Job

James Bond: Very sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me.

- Casino Royale

excellent bond film

Anyone seen the new 'Blades of Glory' movie yet?

Oh My, A Christmas Story - Top of my list. Allen, Im a nut for this flick. Even got a leg lamp and leg lamp night light, tee shirts, coffee mug.

I cant choose one single line from that movie.

In wyatt Earp - Val kilmer is doc. in the hospital in Co. "I'm sorry, It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds" and earlier in the film "I'm your huckleberry"

Jess

I don't think Melanie will let me have a leg lamp

When discussing how long it's taking for a lady to get ready for a party:

"Sausages and ladies - in order to enjoy them, you don't want to watch the preparation of either."

- A Good Woman

Cram it up your cram hole LaFleur!

Prepare to get humiliated on cable television!

- Dodgeball