Anything free is worth what you pay for it

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Editing is a rewording activity

Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure

My reality check just bounced

Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery

No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway

Boycott shampoo... Demand REAL poo!

IRS - Be audit you can be

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, dig up a chunk and turn it over to see.--Lawrence

If anything was worth doing, I would have already done it.

Never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

Warner Brothers Corset Company created the bra cup sizing system, which is now used universally used by manufacturers.

The oldest pair of Levi's jeans still around were made around the 1890's and are on display Strauss & Co. Archives in San Francisco.

The first pair of sunglasses was invented by designer James Ayscough, but they did not become popular until the 1930's.

The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty five miles long.

The leading cause of deaths for children between the ages of 1 and 4 are motor vehicle crashes.

Why in America do we have a general in charge of the post office, and a secretary in charge of defense.

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

If criticism had any real power to harm, the skunk would have been extinct by now. --Fred Allen

A female lobster is called a hen or chicken. A lobster hen can lay 100,000 eggs at a time.

A circa 1116 B.C. Chinese imperial edict claimed that the use of alcohol in moderation was required by heaven.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

In 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people's clothes.

Whooping cranes are born with blue eyes that change to bright gold by the time they six months old.

Singer Paula Abdul used to be a cheerleader for the Los Angeles Lakers.

Pucks hit by hockey sticks have reached speeds of up to 150 miles per hour.

The brain of a reptile is less than 1% of its body mass.

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go to the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

They say that love makes the world go around, but then so does a good swallow of tobacco juice.

Sign seen on a plastic surgeon's window: "Come in and pick your nose!"

You know you are a college student when you collect Taco Bell sauce to use as "salsa" on your chips and frozen burritos.

Notice on a conference-room door: "Self-Assertiveness Course. Please Barge In".