-I work at IHOP, now. Oh, joy. A step up from Waffle house and it makes good money--so. Eh.
-Dude... so I went to California and had a fantastic time. I went to go see a guy I met on the internet--and spent forever talking to on the phone. I've never had so much fun in my life! And I'm crazy about that guy. He's great! ANNNNDDD... I had a layover in Texas and I thought of you lovely folks. You people talk funny. You say baggage, "bage-aj." It's weird. And there's a lot of weirdos in the Houston airport.
-Why are girls who like horses so weird?
-Friday was probably the worst day ever. FIRST, I backed into my neighbor's parked car. The neighbors were all standing out on the lawn watching when it happened. We called the police officer to file a report. Then... I was leaving--and I backed into the police car. No joke. And after that was reported--I backed BACK into the neighbor's car again.

Three cars in one day. God was telling me to stay home, but I wouldn't listen. I went to the grocery store, and lost my keys somewhere in the store. I had a mental breakdown in the parkinglot and cried and cried. And some hispanic man accosted me--grabbed me and wouldn't let me go, and I thought he was going to kidnap me and he said something like, "Don't worry, I can make it better." So I hit him and ran in the store... and found my keys in the bakery. =(
-After working at IHOP, I would never eat there. And neither should you. Seriously.

It's really gross.
-If you ever have to eat there--or any resturant, get a straw--don't drink from the cup. And don't get coffee. *shudder*
-I hate gum. And I've decided that my hell would be a pool with walls so high that I couldn't get out of it--and it would be filled with gum.
-I went tubing down the Chattahoochee river--and there was a "gum tree." That was almost my hell. More like my worst nightmare.
-Why is cheating so normal for people my age? They talk about it like it's no big deal.
-RAWR.
-I want a kitten.
-And a milkshake.
-And that new Birthday ice cream by mayfield. Mmmm.
-And I love you all!
-Happy 4th.