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Stuff you need to know to get thru life... #48282 08/22/02 05:29 AM
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Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's
nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the
weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing. - SCARY!!!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left-handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
stand seven feet, two inches tall.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

(You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you?) tongue


When I don't measure up to much in this life, I'm a treasure in the arms of Christ.
Re: Stuff you need to know to get thru life... #48283 08/22/02 05:40 AM
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Nope, but I did pass up many snappy comebacks!

LOL those were funny!


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Re: Stuff you need to know to get thru life... #48284 08/22/02 05:41 AM
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I can lick my elbow tongue


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Re: Stuff you need to know to get thru life... #48285 08/22/02 05:49 AM
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I'm coming over... ruff


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Re: Stuff you need to know to get thru life... #48286 08/23/02 12:12 AM
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me too... laugh & most valuable info wink


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Re: Stuff you need to know to get thru life... #48287 08/23/02 12:41 AM
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Bring some chicken soup with you tongue


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Re: Stuff you need to know to get thru life... #48288 09/08/02 06:39 PM
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Chancey and I were reading this, and we both started trying to lick our elbows at the same time... Neither of us could do it.

Yesterday when I went to work, I told my manager that it was impossible...

...he got down on one knee, and licked his elbow!

The very very tip of his elbow. Chancey and I were shocked! So, it's possible.


"Do you not understand?" -Jesus
Re: Stuff you need to know to get thru life... #48289 09/08/02 07:50 PM
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heheh... I told you tongue

Thanks Ashley smile How's the season going so far?


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Re: Stuff you need to know to get thru life... #48290 09/19/02 12:22 AM
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Season?


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Football/Flagline season smile


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Re: Stuff you need to know to get thru life... #48292 09/21/02 05:38 PM
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Hm. Football season isn't going too well. With all our seniors gone, we've got nothing. We've won 1 out of 4 games.

Flagline is crazy. Psycho captians make it not worth it some times. Two are on the verge of quitting--although, many have threatened to, including myself, no one has ever gone through with it, but these two I'm worried about.

It's a rough year, and they're so serious all the time. Can't lighten up. Right now it's not fun--But I'm sticking it out. I don't want to be a quitter. tongue


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Re: Stuff you need to know to get thru life... #48293 09/21/02 06:35 PM
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You go, girl laugh

Next year when you are captain you'll know how to do it better yay yay


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Re: Stuff you need to know to get thru life... #48294 09/22/02 04:28 AM
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It'll be different, then, I hope.

Serious changes.

The rest of the band is doing quite well. We've got competition on the 12th and flagline isn't ready. Sadly, the band will suffer.


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You'll do well, give'm heaven laugh


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