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Stupid Commercials... #47326 02/24/02 12:36 AM
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Sprid-ite??? Gimmie a break...


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Re: Stupid Commercials... #47327 02/24/02 01:20 AM
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what?


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Re: Stupid Commercials... #47328 02/24/02 01:30 AM
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stupid new sprite commercial where he's rapping... "sippin on sprid-ite" to make it rhyme he adds the "id" and it just makes me cringe...

Then there's the new BlueBell commercial where they are singing about "What are they doing in heaven?"

Eating bluebell icecream, of course. rolleyes


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Re: Stupid Commercials... #47329 02/24/02 03:53 AM
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we don't get those commercials up here in da hills frown


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I miss the Levi's commercials. frown


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Re: Stupid Commercials... #47331 02/24/02 09:17 PM
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...don't really recall any memorable Levi commercials.

I hate the Target commercials too.


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Re: Stupid Commercials... #47332 03/19/02 06:13 PM
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I miss the old diet coke one were Lucky takes a break with the ladies in the office watching him. Anyone remember?

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Most of you may be too young to remember these, but I loved the old Alka-Seltzer commercials.

"Look honey...I made you a heart-shaped meatloaf" ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL laugh


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I will never forget one of the superbowl commercials from a couple of years ago. It only aired that one time........

This curvy woman is shown from the back as she saunters up to this counter slowly. as she walks they announce these words:

Hair and makeup ....... $150
Dress ................. $200
Dipilatory sessions ... $2000
Liposuction ........... $6000
Chest ................. $8000
Buttocks .............. $9000

She gets to the counter and puts down her ID and the guy behind the counter says "BOB!!!???" then it flashes a Laquinta Inn sign and the narrator says "if $25000 can make that much difference then come look what our 25 million $ renovation has done.

I almost wet myself I laughed so hard. I can't even remember who played or won that game but that commercial will stick forever ROFLOLOLOLOLOL


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Re: Stupid Commercials... #47335 07/03/02 07:46 AM
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I remember that one, it was hilarious laugh

One of my recent favorites is the boy with the big hair standing outside the corner grocery store with his head back and gargling smile He does it for quite a while and finally swallows. Another guy walks by and says: "Store out of chocalate milk again?" The boy nods, squirts a large amount of chocolate in his mouth, takes a drink of milk out of the gallon container in his other hand and starts gargling again. laugh


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Re: Stupid Commercials... #47336 07/03/02 06:58 PM
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Oh c'mon! You know the Levi's commercials!

Teenaged boy sitting in class when an announcement comes over the intercom. “Excuse me Mrs. Martin, but Jason Thompson's mother is here. She says his ballet classes have been moved to three, his proctology appointment has been rescheduled, his diarrhea medicine is in the office along with a change of underpants, and his mom says she loves him.”

Teenaged boy crawls under desk.

And then there's another one—Boy is in the batting cage, when he sees two girls coming his way. He swings, hits the ball, and looks to see if they notice. They smile as they walk by, and him looking at them doesn't notice the ball coming at him. It hits him in the groin, and he falls to the floor. Girls walk away laughing.

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Re: Stupid Commercials... #47337 07/03/02 08:49 PM
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have yall seen the one where these two old people invite thier friends over and then the three guests sit on the couch, and as the party is going on, they come by (the hosts) and bounce the shoulders of the guests on thier couch, saying "how ya doing jim etc" then they leave and the two hosts lift up the couch and celebrate the change they "shook" out of their friends pockets ? i about die when that one comes on !


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Re: Stupid Commercials... #47338 07/04/02 05:34 AM
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Ya tried it once or twice eh?

ROFLOL tongue


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I like the sears com.. for ice boxes, see there is one were a man drinks out of the carton of milk(which is bad) and his wife knows it and with a smerk on her face she said the ice box is broken. It kills me, because sometimes you have to be that way to get a mans attention.

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I've got two favorites...

The Cheerios commercial where the guy says, "Hey I lowered my cholesterol."

And the one where the wife is preparing this horrible looking dish and lazy husband wlaks in reading newspaper. "Honey, I made my special salmon loaf for dinner," and she puts it in the fridge. Husband unplugs fridge. smile


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Re: Stupid Commercials... #47341 08/10/02 02:27 AM
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ARRRGGGH! Dominos is driving me CRAZY!

I'm watching Fox (Judge Hatchett was on... and then King of the Hill, and now Candid camera) and this STUPID and OBNOXIOUS Dominos Pizza commercial comes on over and over. I'm not exaggerating when I tell you I've seen it over 10 times in the past hour and a half.

Man opens the door: "I love your wings. Love love love.
Wife: How come you can say 'love' four times about Dominos wings but I get it once a year?
Pizza boy: <blank stare>

And then it does this whole advertising thing--deep dish--you know, the usual. And right in the middle a stupid, irritating, obnoxious doorbell rings and my dogs go INSANE! Thinking someone is at our door. Argh! It makes me cringe. The last few times I screamed as loud as I could so the dogs wouldn't hear the doorbell. My throat kind of hurts now. Grrr.


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Any of ya'll see the new Optimum Online "Groove" commercial where the wife leaves to go shopping and as soon as she walks out the door, the husband pulls out his disco clothes, downloads some funky disco music and starts dancing like a dork...ROFL...then his wife comes in cos she forgot her purse and he's on the floor doing some disco bounce...It is a stupid riot... laugh


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Re: Stupid Commercials... #47343 08/11/02 03:58 AM
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I personally love the new Joe Boxer commercials where the skinny geeky guy is dancing around in his shorts. It cracks me up. laugh


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