only for a while.....

The man sneaks in and thinks he can have the last word

....I'll get you my pretty............AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!
nabster of Oz

He called me pretty... Why thank you, kind sir!

See...there's a person who sees the POSITIVE in everything...

Now if only I could do that when the wicked witch is really staring me in the face...

follow the yellow brick road. [; Isnt that the GOLDEN RULE ? [;

hmmm...I thought that was "what can go wrong will go wrong"

oops. that's Murphy's Law.

you can

"follow the yellow brick road"

and

"what goes up must come down"

BUT. . . God is still in Control

can anyonme answer this please...?

if it takes a chicken and a 1/2 a day and a 1/2 to lay n egg and a 1/2...how long does it take a peg-legged monkey

I just want to see a chicken and a 1/2

hehe wow i would have to say i do not know the answer to that one. Sorry

does a one-legged duck swim in circles?

He might. . .if it's in a lake

if a turtle looses his shell is he homeless or nekkid?

cold

It's gettin hot in here, so take off all your shell...I am getting so hot I'm gonna take that shell off... Woo hoo.

--What turtles say when they party.

too funny. sad thing today, this lady ahead of me in her van, hit a squirrel. on tx 187 from ferry. sick! I KNOW THEY ARE RODENTS. ITS GOTTA BE THE TAIL. some call them day rats. but dont know many rats that eat pecans or do neat tricks on birdfeeders.

my dad got a squirrel to eat out of his hand once... he was in college and the same squirrel was outside everyday so he would lay nuts out... and everday he'd put it a little closer until it finally ate out of his hand...

question is,.....did he prep it and eat it?

at ders gooooooood eatin!

had squirrel before, too rubbery. didnt taste at all like chicken. tried deer, prefer bambi alive than eaten. unless starving of course. wild duck is ok, but gamey.[mallard]peking also found rubbery[in a chinese food spot, with maple sauce]. ok new topic! [;