see, the whole time yall were talking about whos' last, i have been sitting here ... last as usual, wondering if anyone wants to start a story like steve and i used to do ? and michelle. those were fun ..


steve ? come back to my last spot here ... help me out.

.......as he looked out his door to the street he saw a truck with acrylic sides that seemed to filled with water, like a mobile aquarium. It was kind of shadowy inside and he could barely make out the shape of a......

giant squid and captain davy jones floating around in it trapped..... well, since he was expecting a package from UPS, he simply stood and watched and waited. when the truck came to a stop in front of his mailbox, he ......

....became quite puzzled. It slowly began to sink in as to why the UPS tracking label he had gotten in an email said that the delivery was insured for $25.7382.71 as he looked down the street and saw the 90 ton crane pulling in behind the UPS truck he instinctively knew his life would never be the same because first of all calamari gave him hives and secondly.........

......... he just knew that he shouldn't have been ordering kitchen appliances online at amazon at 3 am and thought he might have hit the wrong key ... so he approached the UPS with a look on his face that simply was an "im sorry" when he realized the driver was none other than ...

........Marty Feldman, the silly expressions and that odd way you could hear horses whinny every time he said "Blucher" were enough to keep you in stitches but this was serious business. Already the workers had removed a portion of the wall and the crane had the aquarium swinging overhead when suddenly........

...and um, and um, and um....

...when suddenly one of the sides of the glass broke open and out came the giant squid and davy jones. being on land, davy jones immediately shrivelled up like a ... well, dried squid or prune whathaveyou, but the squid began to slink down the sidewalk, looking for more water and, well, frankly anything to get its tenticles on. our silent yet observant hero ran inside the house and applying his safety gloves, began to guide the squid into the yard of his most irriating neighbor, mr.bettington. mr bettington had borrowed a lawn mower about 4 months ago and our hero just knew he wouldnt see it ever again, so since paybacks are a little nasty, he laid the squid in the yard of mr. bettington and ding-dong-ditched and ran back to his porch and waited ........

....and then, and then, oh, I know...

(I stink at story telling, is it obvious?)

then sit back and be next to last .. haha. (just pickin')

.... and then mr. bettington opened the door and .......

...he...

.... saw echo standing there next to his empty porch ....

....she was afraid when she saw Mr bettington looking at her so she started singing: "hey hey its the monkeys!" to try and get Davy Jones attention but Mr bettington didn't like being called a monkey so he...

... put on his Beatles' wig and started playing "can't buy me love" and tried to outdo davy jones, but since he had the lyrics right and mr bettington didnt really know the song, he panicked. well, that's when our hero decided that since noone was truly a musician, he'd bail them out with his rendition of "wind beneath my wings" by bette midler and blow them all away.

the whole neighborhood had stopped to watch all this and replied with a resounding "whoo hoo" and so the three men stood arm in arm and ........

........the other two, inspired by our hero, joined him in a jaunty chorus of "Mazeltoff" from "Fiddler on the Roof." As it happened the president of TMI Records was walking by and heard them. He came up to the trio and said.......

...hork...hork...ahem....sorry, I had a bug caught in my throat...

.... well, right then and there davy jones did the hiemlick maneuver on him, saved his life, and kindly advised him not to eat bugs, they just weren't that high in protein, no matter what they say on the discovery channel, go cheeseburger instead. so a greatful president of TMI records drove them all out to eat and signed them for a 10 year contract but told htem they would have to dress like the jonas brothers and do endorsements for verizon and they all jumped at the chance and got down to business letting their hair grow out and practice ballads.

their new album was called ............

......"Showtunes in C-minor with Electric Fish" It sold like hotcakes outside a weightwatchers clinic. On the kickoff show to the world tour they played to a crowd of 75,000 gathered at......

......... richard simmon's home in california. it was such a rockin' concert that they decided to take over celine dion's venue in vegas (bette midler, clearly being outdone by the new trio) ... the second show, they were flattered by a visit from ........

...the bug that got coughed up and so they...


(I ain't a story teller ahahahaha)