OK here it goes...

The event everyone has been waiting for...

Jason and Allen in WRANGLERS!!

Don't adjust your screens it's true. The Rice Festival is tomorrow night and we are pulling out all the stops.

We will meet at the Winnie Dairy Queen (it's in the middle of Winnie for all yall "city tender feet," at 7:30pm.

Get ready for Cajun Pistols, Boudain Balls, and Fried Alligator. Let's eat to a new pants size.

Bring a friend and --- "Let's Get Together!"

innerdawg

PS The "W" belt buckel will be in full force as well

YYYYYYyyyeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Oh my Lord... that's all I can say...

I haven't worn Wranglers since maybe 10th grade (about 1947 for all yall city tender feet). Does Walmart sell Wranglers? I have to go get some... no-one else is open this time a night...

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Allen

You can get them in winnie....at the Texaco...the hospital...probably at McDonalds

Well...y'all have fun...I don't get off work until 9.

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Oompa Loompa Doopa dee Doo.

speaking of the mcd's, um...that is where the little thingee that was handed out on Monday night said that everyone was meeting i think...you might have some confused people if not everyone reads this...

Yes'm... McD's it'll have to be... We may send a scout down to the DQ to round up anybody who actually reads this stuff and follows our commands...

you are getting very sleepy...

About the weather... we are watching it right now... please page me at 868-9189 by 7 if you are planning to go, just in case it be raining still. I don't know if yall city tender feet can handle a little water...

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Allen

ok, yes, we be going... meet us there at mcd's please...

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Allen

Yes Everyone! Jason had the goat roper thing in full effect. Belt buckle, hat and all!
Note to Jason:
If you decide to ever wear wranglers in this life time, you might try and put some padding in the back! . . .just pickin!

Amber

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crazy white girl

not that she was looking...!
hahahaha

yea, and like you didn't take a glance either!

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crazy white girl

Ma'am... them's fightin words... my dawg looked real cute...

Don't let'm kid you dude... they <FONT size="4"><FONT face="Impact"><FONT COLOR="Yellow">all</FONT c></FONT f></FONT s> looked....

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Allen

Ha! Ha!

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crazy white girl

Who, me???

You are right.. none of you looked, after 20 minutes it's called a stare....

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Allen

Somebody had to be able to give a good description to those who weren't able to be there.....


Amber was more than happy to take the responsiblity on....

OK, fair enough... I didn't see a description tho, come on Crazy White Girl (AKA "The Gene Siskel of the Booty Call World"), let us hear it!



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Allen

Should I? Naw....welllllll, ok.

Allen, I don't think Siskel quite fits in this scenario. Contemplate for a second.
Amber (as Siskel): I hereby give Jason's bottom "thumbs up"!

YIKES!

*did I say that out loud*???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!




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Allen

Too bad y'all didn't go tonight, could've had a wet t-shirt contest.

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Oompa Loompa Doopa dee Doo.

Good idea...I've always wondered what you guys would look like soaked.

Oh...you meant the girls! Yea, there ya go. Way to witness! Winner gets a free Bible...

(what you should never do in a wet t-shirt...)

In my defense, it was purely casual observation, and I don't plan to give an detailed desciption thank you very much! I don't think Jason would appreciate that.
But I admit that i did look, unlike others who are in denial . and what's up with this booty call stuff?!?! i wasn't gawking or drooling. I resent that remark!


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crazy white girl

And I am no Gene siskel! I think we should close the discussion on this topic, don't you all agree?! (i.e. close the thread)

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crazy white girl

Hold on, I have to join in!!! Yes, I do have to admit it was a site to see. Jason finally went through with his wrangler cow-boy look. He has been saying that he would for the last 2yrs I have known him. Before was always something came up that prevented the cowboy to come and play---but, friday night well ya-no he arrived!!! You all missed it and maybe in 2 more yrs J. will let him come around again. So all of you wanting to see the "Wrangler Booty" stick around and good luck!!!

Purity

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Love,Joy,Peace,
and Holiness Always

OK....OK....
YA'LL tenderfeet hold on to your hats...

The Wranglers aren't put up fer good. I was asked by the American Country Association to model for them seeing as though they got so many letters asking when I would be on the cover of G.Q. or was it M.W.M. ( Men Who Mosy).

Anywho, there will be another time and place and if we are lucky we'll see Allen in his and maybe even Mandy in her Rocky's!!

innerdawg

Sound like it's time for me to break out the old Parachute pants. (the ones with the 50 different zippers and no pockets of course.

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Oompa Loompa Doopa dee Doo.

I'll wear some wranglers if Mandy wears the rockies....




Oh, and Dawg, I think the name of that magazine was "S.P.I.T. - the Magazine for Men Who like Sports, Poker, 'n Trucks" (I know the "'n" should be "In" (the "In" makes no sense either), but you try tellin that to a buncha 300lb Jethro's - they originally wanted to name it "BrownStreak" - after the side of their trucks).

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Allen

SPIT...hmmmm, maybe it's guys who like to play strip poker in trucks???


Oh. Nope. sorry.

Um....that doesn't so much seem like anyone I know. I hope.

okay. guys who like sports, poker, n, trucks it is. Fits just about as well as amber as gene siskel putting thumbs where they don't sposedta go...

You all are really funny. GEE i guess i missed everything ... Jason in wranglers ? Don't know if i would want to see that ! Are you all raggin' on cowboys ? awww, they aren't all that bad . take it from one who seems to have a "handle" on it .. (haha like c.b. handle get it ?) (sigh)

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Jenn

Dream On Everyone!!!

I talked to Mandy personaly and she said
NO WAY--NO ROCKIES!!!!

Sorry,
Purity

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Love,Joy,Peace,
and Holiness Always

Maybe it will happen again when we go to the fair Friday.


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Oompa Loompa Doopa dee Doo.

Breaker...
Breaker 19...

I mean 318!!!

Purity, tell Mandy that I KNOW that a Mauricevillite has Rockies... and I also know that she sevretly wears them around the house when "no-un's lukin"

It's ok to " Be real and take off the mask!!"

Lex-Dex... I dunno ifn the Fair is Wrangeler wear.. I mean it bein a formal affair and all.

Rrrrrrr... I mean

pppphhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ppppppppppphhhhhhhhhh (that's supposed to be a horse noise)

NOPE, NOPE,NOPE,

That is the answer for your post Whit-dawg
from Mandy. She said if you actual think in her closet there might be some cow-boy things then you might want to jump on that new toy(four wheeler) and ride to her house and see for your self!!!!! You will find the real answer out. And you might be dissappointed!!! So as far as Mandy wearing the tight things and putting her feet in those ugly boots---NOPE, NOPE, NOPE!!!!!!

Well, If you need me to translate any thing else then just let me know!!!!

Purity--Dont shoot the mesanger!!!

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Love,Joy,Peace,
and Holiness Always

JASON i saw the four wheeler .. nice purchase and all .. what is up ? gotta new image ? oh boy what are we gonna call it stand up and giddi up and 318 ? yee harr. and you might wanna get a horse image now ALLEN so we can pick on jason .. heee yaa .. what is next an air boat with stand 318 awww... tha would rock !!!!

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Jenn

Wait till you see the plane and the helicopter!!!

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Oompa Loompa Doopa dee Doo.

Lex... NOW YOU ARE TALKIN!!!!!

innerdawg

Yup,

That sounds awesome to me. It's all about catching the vision and running with it. I see big things in your future Whit and in STAND's!!!!!!

So Go Do It!

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