A) ...all but eight died... DUH!

Q) ...If you had access to the Book of Life and could know the day that the Lord was taking you home...would you look?

A: No. What if I looked--and it said in five minutes, when the good lord caught me looking in the book of life? I'd wet myself.

Q: What's love got to do, got to do with it?

A-1) Everything!!!!!!!!!

A-2) Embie he still has seventeen just some are DEAD silly!!!!

Q) Johnny's mother had three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is May. What is the third childs name?

A: Juney

Q: OK, the last one was too easy

Some are short, some are long,
Some are weak, some are strong.
Never touched, but always in sight,
Bound to us, unseperable by might.

What is it?

A) I am gonna say our "memories"

q) whilst on the theme..... My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow. Wind is my foe.

A) No takers? ok "A Candle"

Q)"A box without hinges, key or lid.
Yet a golden treasure inside is hid." (any Tolkien fans?)

A:) Egg (Huge Tolkien fan )

Q:) The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.

A) "E"

Q) Forward I am heavy, but backwards I am not. What am I?

A:) "Ton"

Q:) Always talked of, never heard, never forgotten, everybody waits for it, it always comes, never stays, always looked for, never found.

A) Time?

Q)What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?

A: embie's 29th birthday?



A2: the question above you answered "memories" to was "shadow". I couldn't get any others, why I never answered

Q: Anyone here a Texans fan?

A) OMG...I nearly choked on my soda... That was hilarious, but so not called for...

A2) Yankees Rock

Q) Who's gathering at the Post?

A) ?? The Post??? Not me.

A2) Steve, you're answer "time" was incorrect. The correct answer was "tomorrow."

A3) Embie, it's great that you love the Yankees and all, but they play baseball....Texans play football.... Women

Q) Does anyone care that baseball is going on strike? (I don't)

A) Who the heck plays football in the summer? ooo..that was a question...

Q) What was your question again?

A) Texans fan here. Bought 12 scattered tickets for this Saturday's preseason game w/Miami. Promised the group tickets...didn't promise them we'd sit together.

Q) What is race car spelled backwards?

A) rac ecar

Q) Scattered is betta then none, eh? Although it's waay too hot for the feetball...

A) Ya know it.

Originally posted by Kingpin:

Embie, it's great that you love the Yankees and all, but they play baseball....Texans play football.... Women

At least we both know that the Rockets are Houston's hockey team.

Q) When are we going to build a time machine?

A/Q: hockey ???

A2: I care that they are striking (baseball) ... think it is a bit rediculous, but i care nonetheless.

Q: Is there anyone who is a California team (football) fan ? I am trying to decide who to root for now that I am over here and can't get any University of Texas games or Houston games ... anyone >

A) I used to like the way SF played but not a huge fan.

A2) (to my last riddle) "a year that reads the same upside down as it does right side up. The last one was 1961 and the next one will be 6009, provided we don't hear any trumpet blasts.....

Q) What is one question can you never answer "yes" to?

A) Steve you had me stumped on that century one....I've heard this "yes" one b4 but the answer is eluding me....I know i'm gonna myself when I see it too....

A2) angelarms.....don't root for the raiders......I'd go with SF.

Q) Alive with breath; cold as death. Never thirsty, ever drinking; all in mail never clinking.