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 The question and answer game
#37305
02/28/01 08:30 PM
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pepe'
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This game goes like this, I ask a question, you answer it and ask one yourself, and so on.
Q: Would the oceans be deeper if sponges didn't grow there?
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Re: The question and answer game
#37306
03/01/01 05:52 AM
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Allen
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OK, I'll byte: A: Probably Q: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" when we are already there? ------------------ - Allen In
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#37307
03/01/01 05:57 AM
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A: beats me.... Q: Did Allen just admit that he bites??? ![[Linked Image]](http://stand318.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif) ------------------ Michelle
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The best laid plans are in my other pants. -- Newsboys
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Re: The question and answer game
#37309
03/01/01 07:22 AM
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Who's pickin?
A: Because I can't pronounce it.
Q: If a cow laughs will she spit milk out of her nose?
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Michelle
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The best laid plans are in my other pants. -- Newsboys
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Re: The question and answer game
#37310
03/01/01 07:27 AM
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Allen
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You are... A: Only if she has milk allergies... Q: Got milk? ------------------ - Allen In
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- Allen - I don't need things, I need people - mb © 2002
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Re: The question and answer game
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03/01/01 07:33 AM
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I am???
A: Um...Celeste could tell ya.
Q: Why ask why?
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Michelle
-Michelle
The best laid plans are in my other pants. -- Newsboys
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#37312
03/01/01 07:43 AM
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pepe'
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A: Why not?
Q: If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?
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pepe'
pepe'
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#37313
03/01/01 07:49 AM
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A: I'm sure you could...only pepe. Weelllll, maybe Mango too...
Q: Why are they called "hamburgers" if they are made with beef?
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Michelle
-Michelle
The best laid plans are in my other pants. -- Newsboys
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Re: The question and answer game
#37314
03/01/01 08:13 AM
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Allen
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A: pork-by-products are easier to disguise... Q: Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? ------------------ - Allen In
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- Allen - I don't need things, I need people - mb © 2002
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Re: The question and answer game
#37315
03/01/01 05:36 PM
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whit-Dawg
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A: Women... need we say more?
Q: If a smurf holds its breath what color does it turn?
innerdawg
<FONT COLOR="#000000" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Helvetica, Arial">This message has been edited by whit-Dawg on 03-01-2001 at 09:37 AM</font>
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Re: The question and answer game
#37316
03/01/01 09:36 PM
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fOrGivEn_By_GrAcE
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Sounds like you have some issues with the female race. Do you need to confront them? ![[Linked Image]](http://stand318.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif) A urple Q:If man evolved from apes, why are they still here? (Don't give Sunday school answers please ![[Linked Image]](http://stand318.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif) ) ------------------ Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves 
Amber
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Re: The question and answer game
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03/02/01 01:28 AM
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whit-Dawg
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A: Because they got lost and wouldn't ask for directions.
Q: If winners get ahead...
and winners never quit...
Then who came up with " Quitting while you are ahead? "
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Re: The question and answer game
#37318
03/02/01 01:34 AM
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anangelsarms
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THIS IS MY ANSWER TO THE PREVIOUS QUESTION BUT OOOOF COURSE JASON GOT IN BEFORE I COULD. ![[Linked Image]](http://stand318.com/ubb/smilies/rolleyes.gif) A:Because winners didnt coin that phrase, losers who might as well "throw in the towel" says quit while you are ahead A:Who ever said men evolved ? Maybe they are still apes. Q:How come women talk to other women about everything concerning men they go out with and men don't divulge in sharing likewise with other men ? ------------------ If at first you don't succeed, try and try again ... <FONT COLOR="#000000" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Helvetica, Arial">This message has been edited by anangelsarms on 03-01-2001 at 05:48 PM</font>
-hanging in there- Jenna Clark
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Re: The question and answer game
#37319
03/02/01 02:26 AM
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Allen
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A: If we understand something, we'll share it. Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ------------------ - Allen In
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 Re: The question and answer game
#37320
03/02/01 04:55 AM
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A: The woodchuck would chuch wood till he upchucked...or something.
B: Why do people inch up at stop lights if the car in front of them moves up...and does it get us there any faster?
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Michelle
-Michelle
The best laid plans are in my other pants. -- Newsboys
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Re: The question and answer game
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03/02/01 05:45 AM
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brieanne
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A. It's called no patience.
Q. Why is the sky blue?
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The best place is not the last place where you messed up in the first place!
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Re: The question and answer game
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03/02/01 08:06 AM
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A: Doesn't make sense, does it? A guy must've made the spelling of that word up...and guys don't make sense...so it makes perfect sense! ![[Linked Image]](http://stand318.com/ubb/smilies/confused.gif) Q: Why are they called "french fries" since they weren't invented in France? ------------------ Michelle
-Michelle
The best laid plans are in my other pants. -- Newsboys
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Re: The question and answer game
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03/02/01 08:24 AM
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whit-Dawg
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A: Because Stick-O-tater sounded funny . Q: If God created the universe and ALL things where did God come from? innerdawg
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