A) TO my last one it was either "are you sleeping?" or "are you dead?" away my friend!!

Q) passing King pins question along because I know it already I own more than one set of the books!!!

A1: I have no idea... should that be maille, instead of mail?

A2: I prefered the "embie's 29th" over the real answer to the century question

Q: Do you wanna piece of me?
(I'll tell a story behind that line after the answer )

A) Ok..I'll bite...(and pray that wasn't a poor choice of words... )

Q) Ready to share?

A: heheh.. nuttin too bad My brother's youngest boy is 3, and apparently a fan of wrestling and who knows what else. During a family and friends gathering a couple weeks ago, he walks into the middle of the group, drops his shorts to his ankles and hollers "Anybody wanna piece of me?" Jerry (my brother) and I were laughing about it last night (why I thought of it) heheh

Q: How was your weekend?

A) MOST excellent! We were worshipping so hard this morning with blistering guitar solo's and great leadership that all of a sudden POP and then silence with the worship leader seemingly mouthing the words!!!!!! It was like millie vanelli with out a sound track LOLOL Ahhhhhhh It is good when the only time you blow a fuse is during worship!!

A2) Kingpins riddle was "fish"

Q) What did God do on your summer vacation?

A) He was on the throne of heaven

Q) How in the world did teachers ever make it
before copier machines?

A) Mimeograph!!!! (patented in the late 1800's

Everyone together now = SNNNNNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF

Q) Why is it when trying to open a tigh;y closed jar the tension in your hand muscles is transferred directly to your jaw??

A) cos you muscle bound macho men are gritting your teeth...

Q)I sat and watched the most awesome sky at twilight...did anyone notice their sky tonight?

A) Yes it I remember vividly, it is dark!

Q) Why is it when driving and looking to find a street name or an address you turn down the radio?

A) That's an excellent question....but I know I do the same thing....

Q) Why do cats like to sleep in the bathroom sink? (This is not a joke either)

A) cos they like to play with the water...mine used to just wait for me to turn it on so she could play...she'd fly thru the room when she heard it...

A2) Steve...your skies are always dark...

A3) I have to turn down the radio when I drive up a snowy hill...I think it has something to do with concentration/distraction.

Q) Why do crazy drivers always end their cut-offs with the "finger"? Like it's my fault they shouldn't have their license...

A) It's cause they want to show you their prettiest mannicured finger.

Q) Why do kids do exactly what you ask them not to do?

A: cause they truly are smarter than you are, and like to push limits.

Q: why does extremely hot weather make you tired or sleepy and the same thing with extremely cold weather ?

A) That's a good question. I know the biological answer, but it's way too involved to post it.

Q) Do you think it's possible that my Detroit Lions will win a game this year? They have to get better than 2-14....

A) Anything's possible...but

Q) Why do men who are married not wear their bands?

A) originally posted by embie

On Monday I had to meet the sea kayaking guy about our trip. He was an awesomely funky looking, interesting man with scruffy whiskers and a ponytail. Bluest eyes I ever saw...

We locked eyes and had a moment
(unfortunately, Mrs Kayak guy came scurrying around the corner... ) DANG, I hate when men don't wear rings....

Good flippin question...

Q) Steve...do YOU wear your wedding band???

A: my husband always wears his, I get in trouble if I dont wear mine ! His cost too much money for him to forget !

Q: steve ......???

A) It cracked in '98 here at work. I haven't even taken it off to get it fixed. Nuff said!

A2) I think that men who do not wear one fall in two catagories 1. it is job related, in the chemical and mfg comunity often ANY jewelry is prohibited and it just becomes habit. 2. they are shriekingly afraid of commitment and disrespectful. But like I said that is just my opinion.

A3) Christian ladies and gents, wedding rings are cool, besides when you get into a situation at the grocery store or elswhere you can non-chalantly rub your chin or scratch your nose with your left hand, which likens unto a flag waving saying you are not interested!

Q) Did you ever belong to any club or group that had a secret handshake?

A: A friend of mine at church and I have one... we rock the house!

A2: lots of ladies see the wedding ring as a chance to flirt/more with married men wearing them.

Q: What's up with that? Had a conversation with a married friend of mine and girls will do things to tempt him I only read about in, well... here!

A1) Yo...Yo, I have a crump hand shake with a few of my students.

A2) Uh yeah, those ladies would ah, have a sick fetish for married men. I view them as forbidden as most of us who are normal.

Q) Rock angel?