A: I don't think so... in between the rains the heat index is >100

Q: Didja get to do all you wanted this summer?

A) Still doing it...got summer till end of Sept.

Q) What didja wanna do but didn't yet?

A) I wanted to read three books. Only read two.

Q) Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

a: because Hawaii is a state

b: how come in America there are handicap parking spaces at a skating rink and braille letters at a drive-up atm?

A: Because we elect eejits for congresspeople

Q: What is greater than God, more evil than the Devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you'll die?

A: Nothing

Q: Is anyone else worried about what a war with Iraq might bring?

A) I'm more worried about what not paying my phone bill will bring...

Q) Anyone else worried about something?

A: I am worried about these fires in California and elsewhere, now I am phobic of fire.

Q: Anyone been to any good concerts lately ?

a) I was going to go to Avril, but missed it because of bandcamp.

Q) my school doesn't recycle. I plan on confronting my principal about it, but I need some information--like where my recyling plant is, where we can buy the bins, how much they cost. How would I go about finding this information out?

A) Call your local sanitation company, they will have all the info you need. Here in CT, they give you the bins and they collect it for free.

Q) I know things are bigger in Texas, but please...can someone tell the Mayor there really still are only 7 days in a week?...

Mayor Proclaims Texans Week...
Houston Mayor Lee R. Brown proclaimed the week of Aug. 31-Sept. 8 as "Houston Texans Week" Tuesday.

A: Most sane people think Brown is on his way out de door

Q: A man rides in to town on friday and stays for
5 days. He goes home on friday. How?

A) He didn't stay on Saturday or Sunday, only stayed on weekdays

Q) Was that right?

A: His horse's name was "friday"

Q: There are 5 houses in five different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. These five owners drink a certain drink, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. None of them have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same drink.

THE QUESTION IS: WHO OWNS THE FISH?
Hints:

the Brit lives in the red house

the Swede keeps dogs as pets

The Dane drinks tea

the green house is on the left of the white house

the green house owner drinks coffee

the person who smokes Pall Mal has birds

the owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill

the man living in the house in the center drinks milk

the Norwegian lives in the first house

the man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats

the man who keeps horses lives next to the one who smokes Dunhill

the owner who smokes Blue Master drinks Beer

the German smokes Prince

the Norwegian lives next to the blue house

the man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water

A)

Q) If it's some stupid answer, can I have permission to personally whack the questioneer????

A: That took me fifteen minutes to do... BUT--

The German, who lives in the green house and drinks coffee and smokes Prince has fish as a pet!

Looking back--it doesn't seem worth it to know this piece of information. I made a chart--two. The first one was based of the Nationality, the second was based off the colors. Colors worked better.

Q:Why is the alphabet in that order?
Is it because of that song?

Well... I started before Embie posted--so it must have taken me longer than 15... minutes. 35?

A: hehe... this riddle comes up in a lot of formal job interviews, as a lot of people see it as a decent test of logical thought. Good job tho, it took me a good while to figure it out too:
The German owns the fish.

From left to right, the houses are:

First House(yellow) - Norwegian - Water - Cat - Dunhill
Second House(blue) - Dane - Tea - Horse - Blends
Third House(red) - Brit - Milk - Bird - Pall Mall
Fourth House(green) - German - Coffee - Fish - Prince
Fifth House(white) - Swede - Beer - Dog - Blue Master

I had to do a diagram too Ashley

A2: Haven't got a clue about the reasoning behind alphabetical order

Q: A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun, and the man walks away happily. Why?

A: allen !?!?!... i dunno, but can you tell me where you get these ?

Q: question is above ...

A: It was a water gun!

Q: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

A: Idda know, that's one brave soul

A2: The man had the hiccups. The gun scared him, and the hiccups went away.

A3: I gets them from all over

Q: This guy had seventeen camels, all but eight died. How many camels did he have left?