#37385 - 03/14/01 01:15 AM
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A: there was this one lady at my church... she had a great voice...  Q: Are you gonna eat that? ------------------ - Allen In
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#37386 - 03/14/01 01:20 AM
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Registered: 03/25/00
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Loc: Beaumont, Texas
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A. Not sure yet. But if I don't, I know you will.  Q.If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? ------------------ Michelle
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#37387 - 03/14/01 01:55 AM
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A: He's a lizard then...
Q: What's good about dating a homeless girl?
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- what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul?
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#37388 - 03/14/01 01:58 AM
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A: You can drop her off anywhere...  (line from movie) Q: When is Allen gonna put new pictures up in the gallery ? ------------------ pepe'
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#37389 - 03/14/01 04:11 AM
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Registered: 04/15/00
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Loc: Beaumont,TX
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A: When the metabollically-impaired lady sings.
Q: why do you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
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#37390 - 03/14/01 12:08 PM
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A:Because all the trucks in this tri-city area are sporting 4' body lifts and HUGE tires .... Napoleon complex I guess. Q:What's balck and white and red all over ? ------------------ If at first you don't succeed, try and try again ...
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#37392 - 03/15/01 05:47 PM
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Registered: 09/29/99
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A: Only the white-dog and his stylist knows... Q: Am I being an optimist if I say Bill Clinton's head is half-full? ------------------ - Allen In
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#37393 - 03/15/01 08:47 PM
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Registered: 03/25/00
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Loc: Beaumont, Texas
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A. Not only is that an optimistic view, but a flattering one...You give him too much credit...
Well, I guess it all depends on this:
Q. What is it half full of?
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#37394 - 03/16/01 01:43 AM
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A: subversive synaptic responses.
Q: If a man does laundry and his wife is not around to see, did he still do it wrong?
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#37395 - 03/16/01 10:47 AM
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A: Yes! That's why alot of them don't even do their own laundry. They let someone else do it.. .not metioning any names Q: Who's yo' daddy? ------------------ Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves 
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#37396 - 03/16/01 11:20 AM
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Registered: 03/23/00
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Loc: Dallas, Texas yeehaa!
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A:The only one I know of is the One Above ... Unconditional Love ... (cheesy I know, but I wasn't going the other direction with this)
Q:Why did the toys cross the road ? (Toy Story 2)
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#37397 - 03/16/01 11:30 AM
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 A:To get to the chicken on the other side. Q:Why won't men ask for directions ? ------------------ If at first you don't succeed, try and try again ...
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#37398 - 03/17/01 05:01 AM
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Loc: Texas
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A: We don need no steenkeeng directions! Q: Why do females go to the public bathrooms in packs? ------------------ - Allen In
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#37399 - 03/17/01 07:15 AM
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A. That's for us to know and you to prolly never find out. Q. (asked this before but I will ask again) If a man speaks in the forest and there is no one to hear him, is he still wrong??? ------------------ Michelle
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#37400 - 03/17/01 02:12 PM
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A: Why would we speak? Peace and quiet at last. Q: Favorite movie this year? ------------------ - David - http://www.truckwerks.com/
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#37401 - 03/18/01 03:46 AM
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A: hmmm.. favorite of this year would have to be "what women want" - truly a masterpiece of suspense and sheer folly - 2 thumbs up... Q: What's your favorite ice cream flavor? ------------------ - Allen In
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#37402 - 03/18/01 10:46 AM
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Loc: Beaumont, Texas
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A. Plain ol' vanilla.
Q. Favorite restaraunt?
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#37403 - 03/18/01 05:19 PM
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A: <FONT size="4">IHOP !!!!!!!</FONT s>
Q:Are there any other resturaunts in Beaumont?
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#37404 - 03/18/01 06:15 PM
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Loc: Texas
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A: I remember back in the olden days when we used to go to Chili's, Cheddars, Bennigan's, Jungle Juice, even Olive Garden a time or 2, but they don't like us anymore... And not all of the IHOP's will serve 30-50 people at 10pm either... Q: What is your favorite memory in regards to stand? ------------------ - Allen In
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