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Just somethin that made me smile... #36716 07/05/00 11:42 PM
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Church Bulletins Announcements -
We All Make Mistakes Sometimes...

The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after
the B.S. is done.

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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation
would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next
Sunday morning.

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The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning
to join the choir.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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The audience is asked to remain seated until the
end of the recession.

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Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday
at 7:00 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.

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Ushers will eat latecomers.

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The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir
will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

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Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The
pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to
attend this tragedy.

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The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the
audience.

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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special
thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole
evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

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22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of
Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs.
Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

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A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

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On a church bulletin during the minister's illness:
"GOD IS GOOD. Dr.Hargreaves is better."

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Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at
the side entrance.

Hope it made you smile too. [Linked Image]


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-Michelle

The best laid plans are in my other pants. -- Newsboys
Re: Just somethin that made me smile... #36717 07/06/00 09:18 AM
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Way cool, Michelle! [Linked Image]
Thanks for the smiles. The Bible says it's healthy to have a merry spirit. It is a fact which has been proven with much scientific proof. So everyone out there laugh a lot no matter what happens. [Linked Image]

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Re: Just somethin that made me smile... #36718 07/06/00 11:17 AM
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*giggling*!! [Linked Image]

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Re: Just somethin that made me smile... #36719 07/06/00 05:18 PM
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Some of those will preach [Linked Image]

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Re: Just somethin that made me smile... #36720 07/10/00 03:24 PM
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I would be careful who I called friend if I were you! I sent a message to one of your "friends" calling you stupid because I think you are. I also said you are self riteous cause I think you are.

This is what he said in your defense:

FReak, I can't say you are wrong.

What I mean by that is...
Foreverchanged is not a
minister or a preacher tell her she wack and
then show her why




This way we are all heard.


Sounds like he really believes in you.

I wont say who it is...
arf
---da freak

Re: Just somethin that made me smile... #36721 07/10/00 04:06 PM
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What is it that you have against me personally? Have I done or said something to you that upset you? If one of my "friends" said that, I am sure it was with good intentions, but somehow I don't think I'm getting the whole story. I love every one here including you, and you won't change that. If all you are here to do is cause trouble and dissention, then I will not reply to anything you have to say. I won't kick you out, but I will ignore you if you can't keep your posts civil and with the intent to learn or discuss.
Michelle


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The best laid plans are in my other pants. -- Newsboys
Re: Just somethin that made me smile... #36722 07/10/00 07:14 PM
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So tell us about yourself freak? what are your beliefs, theories, etc.? Right now all we have to go on is your childish insults without reason for them, and your questioning parts of the bible without providing scripture to explain where you got your info from. What about you? If you provide us some indication of what your thoughts are or where you come from, we will be more likely to hear what you have to say.

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Re: Just somethin that made me smile... #36723 07/11/00 09:07 PM
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More specifically, freak, what are you afraid of? Why does this place scare you so badly that you have to hide behind childishness?

What is it about foreverchanged that you feel threatened by? Is it because she has something that you don't understand?

Why do you feel the need to reach out to people you pretend to hate?

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