Sure.... sure... you are tryin to get someone arrested... I know your type....
tho I would prolly make espn's sportcenter... I can hear Stuart Scott now:
"Would you believe a grown man down in Texas actually wore a cheerleader's uniform to an Astros' game earlier today?
I figured it would be against the law down there for a grown man in Texas to wear anything but jeans and a football helmet!
Here we go to tape down at Enron field to show you just what transpired...
There he is, up in probably the worst seats known to man, trying to do some splits. People don't let your children see what happens next as he goes for a cartwheel...
BooYaa!!
He must be buttah 'cause he's on a roll!
Folks, that just had to hurt... that'll teach him to attempt that so close to the rails...
His only words to reporters were: "But, I must..." and kept referring to himself in the third person as , ummm... Mango?
Ok, that explains a lot...
Back to you Dan..."
I think I will wear jeans and a football helmet instead....

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Allen