Not mine, and the author is unknown, but wanted to share anyways:

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could. trying to not be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"

As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late. But please don't shove me either!"

Just reading this one. *roflol* That sounds about right...God has a sense of humor. <img src="smile.gif" border="0" alt="" />

This one was 2 months old... you forgot me... <img src="frown.gif" border="0" alt="" />

yes, allen. i completely forgot that you existed for the past two months. <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0" alt="" /> it's not that hard to do...forgetting you, that is. you know, outta sight, outta mind...

Awwww... way too cute.

That's more like it <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0" alt="" />