Love that movie!

I always wanted the lamp...

Ralphie (narrating as an adult) : Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

- A Christmas Story

I'm watching it right now...

Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra.

Father--- "He's blind!"
Mother--- "Was it something weeee did?

Ralphie---"It was, it was...soap poisoning..."

Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge!
Ralphie as Adult: Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Mr. Parker: What did you say?
Ralphie: Uh, um...
Mr. Parker: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!
Ralphie as Adult: It was all over -- I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.

Dwarf: Toss me, but don't tell the elf...

LOTR 2 Towers

CHICAGO :
Velma: "I was in such a state of shock I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.... It wasn't until later when I was washing the blood off my hands that I even knew they were dead."

Liz (on why she shot her husband):"I said to him...I says 'Bernie...you pop that gum ONE MORE TIME'.....and he did."

June: "He ran into my knife.......ten times."

RALPHIE- *a football? What's a football?*
"NO WAIT! I-want-an-official-Red-Ryder-Carbine- Action-200-shot-Range-Model-Air-Rifle..."

SANTA: "You'll shoot your eye out, kid- HO, HO, HO!"

"Like a glove!" - Ace Ventura When Nature Calls

Soldier:"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
King Arthur: "Not at all."

"We are the Knights who say NI!"

gotta love that Monty Python and the Holy Grail! mwahahaha....

ugh, haven't seen a movie in a while...

"You gotta admit, I'm a scary judge of character..."

Al Pacino in The Recruit

James Clayton: Everything is a test!


Colin Ferrel in The Recruit

A man without fear is a man without hope.

The priest in DareDevil

MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING :

Maria Portokalos: The men may be the head of the house but the women are the neck and they can turn the head anyway they want.

Toula Portakalos: Any second now he's gonna look at me and say, "You're so not worth this."

The Big Chill;

Karen: You'll never get this many people to come to my funeral.
Michael: Oh Karen! I'll come... and I'll bring a date.

Sam: So how's your life?
Karen: Oh, great. How's yours?
Sam: Not so great.
Karen: Ohhh, we're telling the truth.

Elliot Richards: You are so bad!
The Devil: I know. I've been really naughty, haven't I? Perhaps a good spanking's in order?
Elliot Richards: Is that all you ever think about? Is that all life is to you, sex, sex, sex?
The Devil: Of course not! There's greed, gluttony, sloth, vanity, anger, envy...

Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley
in 'Bedazzled'

Chicago:

Velma (bribing the matron): "Fifty bucks for a phone call??? you must get a LOT of wrong numbers."

"As Good As It Gets"

Melvin: Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here!

this is for you, Allen!!

Zoe: How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man and take away reason and accountability

Carol: When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.

Chicago (the merry murderesses' responses as to why they killed their husbands/lovers):

"Some men just can't hold their arsenic."
"We broke up because of artistic differenced....he saw himself as alive...and I saw him dead."

"He ran into my knife....he ran into my knife TEN TIMES !"

From the Unsinkable Molly Brown. " I may be down but I won't be down forever. Nobody wants me down like I wants me up!"