Movie
Super Star

There are two ways to inter a pool , one is to stick your foot in and test the water , and the other is to jump in.

<FONT COLOR="Green">Gone Fishing</FONT c><FONT face="Stencil">Two chicks . I thank the chicks are atracked to us.</FONT f>

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God is Great!!!

"Although we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid..."

Mary Poppins

Hey, that's mean...

"His name is Snook cuz Fool was already taken..."
- Save the Last Dance

"You think I'm gorgeous...
You wanna date me...
You wanna kiss me..."
- Miss Congeniality

"Seven

Minute

Abs"
- Something About Mary




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- Allen

Truth hurts.


That's not happiness to see me, is it?
--A Perfect Murder

I know these are sick..but memorable just the same:

"I wish we could chat longer,but I'm having an old friend for dinner."

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti......pfffff pfffff pffffff pfffffffff."

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Just a thought.

"Hong shie de noi vu kahn, de shi..." - Crouching Tiger

"Cheerleaders kick *slap*" - Sugar and Spice

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- Allen

HOUSTON...you've got a problem.
Armaggedon

I'm leeeeavin on a jet plane......
Armaggedon



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The best place is not the last place where you messed up in the first place!

"Just because God blesses you doesn't mean another sneeze is not coming" - Martin Short - Get Over It

That'll preach!!

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- Allen

*interupting movie quotes* I like it!!! Haha. And working in the office we're in, that rings even truer. Funny...I never sneezed so much in my life as I do when I'm there. Maybe I'm allergic to work. But come to think of it, it can't be that cause I didn't sneeze my brains out at my other jobs...maybe I'm allergic to you! Or...maybe it could be the dust... *interuption over*

"Why, oh why didn't I take the blue pill?"

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Michelle

"Fasten your seatbelts....it's going to be a bumpy night." .....Bette Davis; "All About Eve".

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Just a thought.

The whole world is a used cow lot... - Marisa Tomei - "Someone Like You"

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- Allen

OK i know only Candace is going to realize why these are so funny to me, but they are my favorites!

BAD LLAMA!

Squeakedy Squeak...SQUEAKER!

-Emperor's New Groove-

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Know God, No Fear.
No God, Know Fear!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I never got that til today! Girl, that movie rocks!.

One more-

"Moooom. You've been baaad."


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Know God, No Fear.
No God, Know Fear!

"You cut me deep Shrek, you cut me real deep..." - Shrek

Uncle Buck--

Miles: Where do you live?

Buck: In the city.

Miles: You have a house?

Buck: Apartment.

Miles: Own or rent?

Buck: Rent.

Miles: What do you do for a living?

Buck: Lots of things.

Miles: Where's your office?

Buck: I don't have one.

Miles: How come?

Buck: I don't need one.

Miles: Where's your wife?

Buck: Don't have one.

Miles: How come?

Buck: Its a long story.

Miles: You have kids?

Buck: No I don't.

Miles: How come?

Buck: Its an even longer story.

Miles: Are you my dad's brother?

Buck: Whats your record for consecutive questions
asked?

Miles: 38.

Buck: I'm your dads brother all right.

Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than
my dad.

Buck: How nice of you to notice.

Miles: I'm a kid, thats my job.

"You know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy, or this would be really difficult." -- The Emperor's New Groove

"How come God can forgive you....but people can't?" Best Little Who hoo in Texas

How bout some more star wars:

"Never will you find a more wetched hive of scum and villany. Come we must be cautious."

Slingblade

"I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobodeeeyyy."

Raising Arizona

"Son....You got a panty on yor head"

Planes, trains and automobiles

"How cold do you think it is?"
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Forrest Gump

"That's all I have to say about thaaaat."

its Dr.Evil ididnt go to 10 years of evil medical school to become Mr.Thank you very much