"Doggone it! Can't do nothin' right...Head - fullof - puddin'!"

Jack Pallance as the bad guy in Celeste's favorite move: The Swan Princess

Cracks me up every time I hear it.

That is a nice boulder...

These kid movies really are funny, but I really need to watch a grown up movie... *sigh*

dat one from shrek?

I can't remember any quotes from the last 2 movies I went to see, tho they were some of the best of this year - A Beautiful Mind and Black Hawk Down. The speech John gave at the end of ABM was probably the best one of the lot

"You should have known what would happen when you left a six-pack on a vibrating mattress"

Steve Martin to John Candy in Planes Trains and Automobiles

I think that is one of my favorite films of all time

For some reason I thought of us:

"I don't know about you guys, but we're the strangest herd I've ever seen!" - Ice Age

"She sprayed the player! She sprayed the player!"

- Next Friday

Newman from Seinfeld to Mr Bean after losing a donor heart to a dog...

"Are those bite marks? Look at this..they're gonna put it in and it'll leak like a seive"

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Rat Race

"Ten thousand sperm, and you were the fastest?"

-Vertical Limit

hehe... those were funny movies

They played these 2 movies while I was at the gym saturday:

Son - "Ugh! This sandwich is wet!"

Daughter - "Eeewwwww!"

Mom - "Yes, this sandw... Why, they're all wet!"
:sniff:
"Clark, the dog has wet on the picnic basket!"

Grandma Edna -
:pauses:
:thinks:
:shrugs:
:bites:

- National Lampoon's Vacation



"Whooooaa... Gnarley!"

- Spicolli (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

(singing while playing the piano ... )

"Daddy, do you want some sausage ... Daddy do you want some sausage ??"

Tom Green in Freddie Got Fingered

Rose : "I'd rather be his ***** than YOUR WIFE!!"
----"Titanic"

"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD MORNING VIETNAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Is there anything I can do for you Aunt May?"

"You already do too much, your job, your college, all this, you're not Superman, you know..."

- Peter Parker and Aunt May - Spiderman

"It's called a lance... Helloooooo.."

- Alan A Knight's Tale

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved in return"

- Moulin Rouge

Steve...get to the store...and bring your dancing monkey brother with you.

OMG

Night at the Roxbury...

Is your head twitching yet?

Do do do do do, Do do do do do...What is Love...baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

I gotcha 12 acres right-ere.

Raccoon..Dr. Doolittle 2

"So young, so angry...

[censored] that rap music"

- the chameleon - Dr. Doo Little 2

Rufus, Brint, & Meekus were like brothers to me & when I say brother I don't mean like an actual brother but I mean it like the way black people use it which is more meaningful I think.

Derrek - Zoolander

(paraphrased cause I can't remember the exact wording )

Ryan: "Honey, I'm not going to make it tonight. Something came up."

Girlfriend: "What is that noise?"

Ryan: "It's an airplane."

Girlfriend: "Where are you going?"

Ryan: "I can't tell you that."

{Morgan Freeman}: "What are you doing? Tell her where you're going. In fact, tell her who you work for; she'll be impressed."

Ryan: "Okay, I work for the CIA and I'm on a secret mission to Russia."

Girlfriend: "(rollseyes) That is so lame."

Also paraphrased:

What does his shirt say?

It says, "I make nuclear bombs. If you see me running, try to catch up."

--The Sum of all Fears