heheh.. pretty good movie

Tom Hanks talking to "Wilson"...

Didja know my dentist's name is Dr. James Spalding?

Cast Away...

I'm feeling yall on the Star Wars issue. I could freak people out with my intimate (and utterly useless) knowledge of that series. Anyway, I think my favorite quotes are these:

Twister->
Helen Hunt: "Cow... Another cow."
Bill Paxton: "Actually, I think that was the same one."

Men In Black->
Will Smith: "So, why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it."
Tommy Lee Jones: "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it."

Miss Congeniality:
Sandra Bullock: "I'm in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, and I'm armed. Don't mess with me."

I mak a joke, to tak your mind off how scrrrewed you are.

Mr. Bing ---Rat Race

-------Bernie

You mess with the fro, you gotto go.

Undercover Brother of Undercover Brother

Don't know if I've allready posted this, but the current "discussion" in What movie always makes you cry made me remember it:

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. T'woudl be a pity to damage yours..."

--Wesley to Buttercup in "Princess Bride"

in con thevable!

As...... you....... wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Wesley in full pirate costume rolling down the hill LOLOL)

The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever...

Mr Deeds

ROFL!

"Jo, there is more to you than this...

...if you have the courage to write it."

"Jo, your hair! Your only beauty! GONE!"

-little women

Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it is fate that today is the fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution . . . but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice that we will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

- President Thomas Whitmore Independence Day

I actually got goosebumps from that...

Then I went on to remember Will Smith and his one-on-one with the alien...OMG, that was hilarious!

Does the same for me everytime I hear the speech

Emilio: I believe you underestimate me with the sneakiness.

- Mr Deeds

Buttercup: We'll never survive!
Westley: Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has.

the princess bride

Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean *this* gate key.

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"Rrrramburger, rrrramburger, oh ... rank you ..." Scooby Doo in his new movie

DeMartino: ARRGK...GAAAAAGH!! Why couldn't I have been born during an influenza epidemic?!! Or at the base of a volcano?!! Why did I survive, grow tall, and strong, only to squander all of my potential, by becoming a TEACHER?!! WRAAAGH!!

Daria: When he would've been such a wonderful motivational speaker.

~~~~~~~

DeMartino: Well. well, Josh. What have we here? A football player. May I inquire why?

Josh: My child within wants to be a winner. Everyone knows football players are winners.

DeMartino: I see. Obviously your definition of a winner is a degenerate slacker,with pigskin for brains, and unshakeable desire to sleep through class, and a lifetime goal of aceling at arm noise contests, while NEVER, EVER, doing any honest work of any kind. Is that right?!

~~~~~

Tom: Hey...if you're not going to leave a flaming bag of dog crap on the doorstep, at least come in.

~~~~~

Quinn: How will I hold my head up in the fashion club?

Daria: A traction pulley?

~~~~~

Mr. DeMartino: Forgive me my suspicions, but it's obvious that someone, Kevin, got a hold of the test beforehand, Kevin, which would account for the jimmied lock on my filing cabinet, Kevin!!

Daria: But who does he really suspect?

Jane: That 'Jimmy' guy?

~~~~~

Spatula Man: Hey, chickaritas! Which one of you lovelies wants to go out for a night on the town with my man Charles and win a free bumper sticker, on Z-93?!

Sandi: Tiffany, dear. Would you please explain to the Spatula Man why a bumper sticker cannot possibly compensate for the shame and permanent reputation damage involved in a single date with Charles Ruttheimer.

Tiffany: Upchuck? Eww...

Sandi: Well done.

-Daria

My favorite show in the whole wide world. It used to come on MTV, but then moved to Noggin.

It's not a movie--but it's still great.

I've seen it a few times, does have some understated funny parts

Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

the princess bride

Allen, you sure are stuck on princess bride