hey i was curious about how to gain access to the mens room? please let me know, Thanks!!

Hi Chris...

Hey...c'mere...listen...when you find out, can ya whisper it to me? I've been trying to gain access for ages...

:-)

Click da words "contact me" in the forum description and if The Cruel Dictator's mail box will hold it he will read it then you will be tried by fire and tortured until you actually claim to having a crush on that girl in the fourth grade. Then your lengthy application will go before the Great Secret Council for a vote. If you are approved you will have to eat an endangerd species in front of the Great Secret Council and throw styrofoam on the side walk, then and only then, you will be given access...... or something like that...

hahhahahaa, well i tryed the contact thing but the mailbox was full

Chris,

I believ Allen added your name but you need at least 10 posts before you can access the "men's room."

And embie.....I'll trade you...you give me the key to the ladies and I'll give you the key to the men's...but let's not talk about this in public........ oops...to late.

How about if we just tell each other everything that's being posted in there?

You go first

OK, but you asked for it:

Titles of our 3 main threads:

"Cooties, are they contagious?"

"I think I understand women, somebody kill me now"

"Somebody Pull My Finger"

- see? Just the usual stuff...

OK...here's ours...

1) What's the difference between your man and a stump?

2) Hips: The Final Frontier

3) How much does a toe ring weigh?

Add my input into the first one:

Stumps are lucky, they don't have ears.

ROFLOL!!!!!!! you guys crack me up!! hahahahahahah...

And my input to your first topic:

Yes they are, and you have them.

cool