That's too funny, I can't stop laughing!!!

bah, I nearly broke 2 fingers after swinging at one flying toward me the other night

Then, weedhopper, perhaps adapting an Eastern Religious bent may save fingers and brother roach.

Teehee!!

I remember not long after we were married the wife had gotten up for a drink of water. After sevral minutes I heard awful screams from the kitchen.

Jumping out of bed and almost killing myself getting down the stairs to the kitchen I find her on the counter tops, tears streaming and still sobbing.

She had walked into the kitched and STEPPED on one of those critters, it crunched bewteen her toes. Can you say UGH!

Can U say gggggggrrrooossss

ok some weird things about me:

I have to sleep in complete darkness unless the TV's(thats the only light I like)

I prefer coke over pepsi

I can only drink 2% milk

I love all chocolate

I'm allergic to cucumbers but not pickles

I prefer grape juice to grapefruit juice

I'm allergic to apples but eat them anyways

I have to finish a book in 2 days no matter what

I have to drink at least 2 glasses of ice cold water before I go to sleep at night

I have to turn in a complete circle at least once before I fall asleep

I like peanut butter on tortillas

I sing almost all the time even when I'm in public

I smile more than I frown and laugh when things aren't all that funny

I eat the crust of my sandwiches before I eat the actual sandwich.

I'm sure there is more but I can't think of them

When are you going to get to the weird stuff?

hehe

Oh my goodness....

I am roflol at the roach stories!!!

I thought that my sister and I were the only ones that would hurt ourselves getting away from the mutant creatures!!!

My husband tries to remind me that I am bigger than them. But, they just gross me out. I can remember that I as a kid, I would spray the "flying" ones with hair spray because it would glue their wings together.

(No one will ever know how bad I REALLY needed to laugh today!!!)

All over stupid roach stories!!!

Saphy

I'm happy you laughed sweet heart. God Bless you.

me too!!

i am not able to compete with yall

Hey S&F is that a good thing maybe?


Welcome to the forum!!!!

Welcome S&F

I cant keep up with these guys either...so dont feel left out out

Welcome SF13. This isn't a competition. Relax and enjoy.

What UKC said, welcome

Weddings don't make me nervous

I'd be more worried about the honeymoon....



ROFLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Just kiddin brutha...you know I love ya!