I'm foreverchanged
also known as Michelle
People come to my cafe
just to ring the bell
I drink too much coffee
but Allen drinks the most
Alanna's my buddy
I think frogs are gross
At 2 in the morning
you'll usually find
that I'm here in the forums
until I go blind
I do not like poems
but I thought
"what's the use?"
I might as well write one
cause I read so much DrSuess
(but don't get freaked out...
I have an excuse!!!)
Well now you know me
Prolly more than you want to
Would you mind telling me
JUST WHO THE HECK ARE YOU????

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intros must not necessarily rhyme
subject to credit approval
batteries not included
offer available while supplies last....

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"...It's all about you, all about you Jesus..."

Those are pretty good, but not what I quite asked for...

The SNL chearleaders!!!

You know...

"taco, burrito, what's that comin' out of your speedo? you've got trouble-woo! blowin' bubbles!

bobby fisher-where is he? i don't know i don't know
bobby fisher-where is he? i don't know i don't know

who's that spartan in my teepee?
it's me it's me
i said who's that spartan in my teepee?
it's me it's me
who's that spartan havin' my baby?
it's me it's me
i said who's that spartan havin' my baby?
it's me it's me


....something like that....



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Allen

First of all, I haven't a CLUE who the SNL cheerleaders are.....Secondly, I never was much good for cheers. Third and lastly, sorry to dissappoint ya, but the day I ask someone what's comin' out of thier speedo....well, let's just say it's not gonna happen. But I'll do my best if it'll make ya happy. I'll start ALL OVER AGAIN... (But I'm gonna have to brush up on my silly skills.)

<FONT size="5"><FONT face="Impact"><FONT COLOR="Red">Yea !</FONT c></FONT f></FONT s>

That's the spirit!!

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Allen

That hat you were holding keep tight just a bit
My name is Jason / innerdawg / or sometimes plain Whit
I too run the airwaves which we call cyberspace
I love to talk to my friends all over the place

Stand is a passion the Lord gave me that's who
trying to break down the barriers is what I'm called to do
I have the help of an army of upcoming saints
who don't know the meaning of qit's, give-in's, or "caints"

WE are digging in deep and preparing to fight
if your up to the challange meet us Monday night
at 8:30 pm the Science Auditorium transforms
into God's holy temple where praising Christ is the norm

But before you come meet us there is one thing I must know...
Who the heck are you and to what church do you go?

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Gimmie a A!
Gimmie a L!
Gimmie a L!
Gimmie a E!
Gimmie a N!

What's that smell...uh spell?
No...wait! Don't leave...I know that one is kinda traditional, but CRUEL DICTATORS is the title of my next cheer....

DARN! I think I twisted my ankle on that last one....

Pretty cool DJ Jazzy J...

Forever don't hurt yourself... you may want to leave this for the professionals...

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Allen

PROFESSIONAL WHAT??? Okay Allen, we're talking about cheerleaders, so I guess the secret's out. When are we gonna see you in your uniform?

Just one more thing before I go to sleep. Just where is YOUR intro Mr. One-man Pep Sqad???

Wazzzuuppp!!! the SNL cheerleaders rock!For Michelle, they are basically your typical high school cheerleaders who have had about 10 shots of shock java. its a funny skit. anyways just thought i would throw my two cents in there. i hope you all are having a great day! talk to ya later!
Amber


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My name is Joel
and like the prophet of ol',
I too see God pouring out His spirit on His sons and daughters.
Even on our faaathers. (pretty lame--i know)
I too am one called to raising an army--
an army equiped to make war...
to do damage to the Kingdom of Darkness.
This army is called Contact--
found every Sat. night at Church on the Rock
at 7:30pm. We have a vision of duplicating
ourselves in others across the world. It is our mission to equip Southeast Texas with the right tools to do the job.
Purity, Holiness, Love, Authority, Sonship, Identity, The Word of God (sword of the spirit)-- I must warn you though... IT GETS PRETTY INTENSE. I am wondering-- just like Moses met God face to face-- are you ready? Will you crucify yourself with Christ? Will you allow yourself to be buried with Him? Come and Behold Him! Be apart of a movement that will usher in the KING OF GLORY-- WHO IS MY BEST FRIEND BY THE WAY? Do you know Him? If you do-- then who the Heck are you?
I gave it a shot.



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Until He Returns, I remain... About souls,
crucified_with_christ

.....and some He gave the gift of rhyme......

Don't feel bad. I'm not a cheerleader!!!!!!!



Hi Joel. Thanks for the intro! And you did great. You ended with the right question...

Um... that was a great rhyme. It might have went better if you would have said "2 bits 4 bits 6 bits a dollar..."

Just a thought

innerdawg


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Geeeeeeeezzzzzzeeeee!!!! It all goes back to that cheerleading thing again, doesn't it. You guyz just loooooove to rub that one in.

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ribbit

Thanks for the encouragement you guys--
two bit four bits six bits a dollar
blah blah blah and hollar!
now-- I must end w/ -- who the heck are ya

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Until He Returns, I remain... About souls,
crucified_with_christ

Jesus still loves you!!! (oh, and us too)

WELCOME!!! Have Fun, but watch out for allen...just kidden!

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~JESUS_FREAK~

Yeah, that Allen fellow, he's a shady character.... But he has great hair when he wakes up in the morining...(or so he says)

hello, my name is steven ,and thats all i got to say about that.

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Excellent Steven!! The key to good communication is brevity!

Run

Steven

Run...




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Allen

yea, allen as opposed to your verbose monologues...(wow! big words ).

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Amber the almight coffee maker

I am me...Brie, and I'm the youngest one here. Have a great day!!!


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"Life is short, eternity is long...HOPE YA KNOW JESUS!!

I'll post this here and in our other discussion...I call it "My summation in prose"...

I am a non-believer…there is no god for me,
You speak of his love and miracles, these I do not see,
I do not feel his presence, his guidance, nor his love,
I look inside for guidance, not below me, nor above,

Day after day I see them, the preacher bedecked in white,
Reading loud their sermon, exulting their god’s might,
Calling to their followers, “rise up! We must fight!”
And always I think to myself…who makes him wrong or right?

Hundreds of religions, a brood, a sect, a cult…
With all of the them a preacher, “ours is the god”, they exult
“Do not listen to the other man, his is not the way”
“Follow me disciples, or be convicted on judgement day”

But who is the judge appointed? Who sits in the judge’s seat?
For me there is no appointed one…St Peter, I’ll never meet…
I worry not about my crimes, when I die…rich or poor,
There is no judgement day for me, just and ending, nothing more

Am I wrong for my beliefs, my thoughts and words and needs?
If I fulfill my goals and dreams, who dares to question my deeds??
If I value life and love, if at your table I dine…
Whos to say that I am wrong, the mistakes will all be mine…

Many do not understand me, my outlook, nor my life,
Mine is a life of happiness, of problems, love, and strife,
And though we do not agree on god, friends we still can be,
I know I can love all of you…if only you can love me…


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Confirmed Non-Believer
Captain of my Soul...
Master of my Ship...

I just got done talkin to my mom and she want's me to tell yall hey and that she loves yall and that she'll get on here as soon as possible!!!

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"Life is short, eternity is long...HOPE YA KNOW JESUS!!

Hey everyone,

My name is John and I've been going to Stand for about 6 months now. Allen this site rocks how does one get a gig like yours? Jason keep on rocking with that egg no matter what anyone says. And I'm going to end my message before I start babbling.

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- John

Good one DA... glad to see you changed your .sig

Hey John! Glad to see you made it on! Let me know if you have any questions, we are a pretty helpful lot around here.

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Allen

Hey John! What's up?! I don't think I've ever met you at Stand. I've only been goiing for about a month and 1/2 but I knew alot of the people who went. Well if i haven't met you , I try to next time

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Amber the almighty coffee maker

Well, it's foreverchanged again
I thought that I'd stop by
And say a little more
About the things I do and why.
I love my Jesus more than life
For He loved me WITH His
And I would give my all
If I could be the way He is.
If I seem a little strange,
It's probly cause I am
For I was set apart from most
By the blood of the precious Lamb.
You wonder why I sing His praise
You wonder why I shout?
You wonder why I dance and cry
And what it's all about?
It's all about MY JESUS,
The one who set me free
Now I can lean on Him
Instead of putting trust in ME.
In Him each day I strive to grow
I stumble, and I fall
But He is there to pick me up
And help me through it all.
And if you question whether
He is real or just a fraud,
I pray your eyes be opened
By the awesome Love of God.
So much more to be said,
But precious little time.
Remember why we all are here
Just seek and you will find.
I love you all and know
That God will ALWAYS see you through,
And don't forget to tell me now
Just who the heck are you???


Okay...so I'm not exactly a poet...(well, was Dr. Suess classified as a poet??) Anyways...that's a little more about me and why I'm here...to worship my Lord and Savior and to share Him with everyone I meet. I know there are so many of you out there who haven't yet introduced yourself...(including our favorite cruel dictator....) LETS GET CRACKIN! As you can see from my little rhyme above, you don't have to be a great tallent or anything... it doesn't even have to rhyme....just tell us a little about yourself and maybe we can all get to know each other a little better.
PS If ya wanna get on Allen's good side, he really has a thing for SNL cheerleaders...

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the tYpInG FOOL

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Hi! My name is Erin but people call me Grace
I've been known to cause chaos in any busy place.
My friends think Im nuts and hey I think its cool...I dont think theres anything that I wont do.
Music is my passion when im singing to my Lord the only vehicle I'll ever hate (no offense)is the FORD.
RIPTIDE is the band im in we're Christian through and through..although I think we broke up Im hoping its not true.
I go to Stand every week Its the only thing that doesnt put me to sleep...(just kidding..I couldnt find anything else)
If you want to know more about me or want to know the truth (hehehe)then please let me know..WHO THE HECK ARE YOU????


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Good stuff! You were flowing with that old school rap! anyways, my name is Amber and if you want to know more check out my posts in the "start here" topic in this forum. Have a great day!

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crazy white girl

Thanks! Glad to "meet" you!

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the tYpInG FOOL

Hello Erin, I am David (Bet you couldn't tell ). Welcome to this slice of heaven on earth.

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- David
- http://www.truckwerks.com/

Hey there....Thankx a million. I hope you guys had a great day.....Nice to meet ya'll!

Erin Grace

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<FONT COLOR="Beige">Hi! My name is Elissa
.....rhyme
.......rhyme
.....rhyme
:::::::::::::ummmmmmm, yeah---thas about it</FONT c>

Well done Lightbulb! That's got to be about the coolest intro rhyme. Hi.



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- John

My username is Brandie, but people call me Liz.
I know it doesn't make much sense, but that's the way it is.
I'm not much used to typing, so I just ask my sis.
She's the TyPiNg FooL, and I'm the game boy whiz.
I think that horses rule, but I really don't like school,
I know that women rock, and those silly "frogs" just drool.
What I should type next, I just don't have a clue,
So maybe I should end by asking who the heck are you???


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Elisabeth

This is Alanna
stopping in just to chat
I'm a TBI Student
and that's all i have to say
about that.
It's blown my mind
how much things have changed
and I miss all my hommies
and the guys in my gang
But God has a purpose
an order, and a plan
and I'm His humble servant
so I do what I can
(and some things I think I can't!)
to further His kingdom
is my purpose and goal
and I've got all you guys
as my anchor that holds
So I just wanted to tell youall
how much you mean to me
and no matter where I am
my family you'll be
I guess I should end
with the proper audue
so what I want to know is
Just WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!

~Alanna

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"......Having done all to stand, stand therefore....."

my name's brie, that's all ya need to know,
it's christmas time, i wanna see some snow!
i'm the youngest one around but who cares,
my favorite thing to do,is tease Allen Ayres!
i'm now done, this poem didn't go far,
i don't need to ask, cuz i know who ya are!



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The best place is not the last place where you messed up in the first place!

Hi I'm Joshua I go to a Church called Triumph, and sing in a Choir but that's not my only desire . I look up I look down there's video Cameras all around .
I play the Guitar I Surf the web , then I look to God to be fed.
So...... who the heck are you ?

Been through a lot of changes since I started makin' posts.
Don't drink much coffee anymore, but I still think frogs are gross.
Not much to tell that no one knows, said all I have to say,
But one thing I will tell you 'fore I go along my way.
If I had to pick ONE thing about this place I like the most,
I would pick all the peoples here that grace us with thier posts.
I'm glad to see ya postin' and I hope that old or new,
You won't mind telling everyone just who the heck are you???

Some in dreams assured were
Of questions asked anew...
and every tounge that speaketh rhymes,
asks "who the heck are you?"

And some in dreams assured were
Of the question that plagued us so;
For answer not, this question friends...
Some answers we shouldn't know.

One after one, by the bright noon sun,
Too quick for groan or sighs,
thou typeth with glee and merry wry smile,
And set down the outright lies...

The cold sweat pours, like rain outdoors,
and believe, and read did they;
The look with which they read thy words,
shall never pass away...

We hear, we speak, yes...all uprise,
Salute, with names you call...
"Oh great one, speak with words of hope"
Yea, heareth one and all...

For when its done and all is said,
Our souls like dice are cast...
Sweet words we speak, and thoughts we think,
but judgment still is passed.

A scowl, A curse, a critical gaze,
but words aloud won't say...
my lips part not to answer true,
Nor part to beg or pray.

But mere words typed with honesty,
perceived to be the same,
yea spoken true, oft typed by you,
but taketh not the blame...

The lies flow smooth and easily,
Thou types no truthful word...
Thy ego abounds, thy deeds astound,
but naer' the truth is heard...

Upon the mind, where sank the soul,
Thy thoughts spin round and round;
And all is still, save that until,
Thou words of truth abound...

Forthwith the lie of mine is wrenched,
With a tearful agony,
Which forced me to invoke the words...
"the truth shall set you free..."

Till truth is heard with every word,
The agony returns,
until the ghastly lies are gone,
The heart within me burns...

The sun now sets towards the west,
Out of the trance is he,
but hid in mist, a stories twist,
is sensed with awe by thee...

At length the truth is seen anew,
Thorough the fog at first is glows...
As if it waits to be possessed,
by the mind whose knowledge grows...

We know not who the "heck are we",
till judged our final day...
for 'till that time...until that test,
a part thy actions play...

Until adjudged the final day,
by god, thyself, or fate...
thy actions count and sins amount
upon the keeper's slate...

The spirit who bideth by oneself,
with nothing left to do...
shall wait till all is said and done,
then ask, "who the heck are you?"


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CRAZY STUBBORN ATHIEST!

Just takin a look, and guess what i found?
There seem to be lot's of new people around.
And most of you here haven't taken the time
To tell us about YOU while trying to rhyme.
So if you can find just a minute or two,
Would you you please tell us all Who the heck are you???"

[ 08-12-2001: Message edited by: foreverchanged ]

My name is David
(clap clap)

I never quit
(clap clap)

I am man
(clap clap)

Hear me spit
(clap clap)



ok, that one stunk, I'll think of another one soon enough

Howdy I'm embie, <img src="graemlins/wavey.gif" border="0" alt="" />
A unique name for sure
I live in the mountains,
where for snow there's no cure.
I was lead to this place
With more than a shove
But all that I've found here
is compassion and love.
The friends I have met
Bring me joy, peace and hope
But with David's last poem
It's so hard to cope
In some threads you'll find,
I do like to jest
But when all's said and done
I wish you God's Best.
So I hope that you find
This site is a blessing,
And if you should trash it
It's with me you'll be messing.

Beautiful...

But embie forgot to add this line too:
Tell us just who in the heck are YOU?

My name is Ashley,
And I am way outspoken.
I talk and talk and talk,
Until I find myself choakin'.
I have two brothers,
They are really lame.
I would tell you about them,
But I forget their names.
I am still in highschool,
Where I like to sleep.
Drooling on the desktop,
Watching the passing sheep.
My mama tries to shelter me,
But I'm too smart for her.
The moment she looks away,
I'm out the door, for sure. <img src="graemlins/wavey.gif" border="0" alt="" />
I applied for a job,
But they have yet to respond.
I need to buy back,
All my old toys I pawned.
Now I have a headache,
I almost always do.
Now you know about me,
JUST WHO THE HECK ARE YOU???

Having way too much time on my hands, a little bit of an anxiety problem, one too many sips of hawaiian punch, and a case of nostalgia, I discovered that most of the people who are around now have never properly introduced themselves...although I see that Embie, Ashley, myself, and DA have all taken a whack at it...(but still no Allen)...let's hear it!

Everywhere we go
(Everywhere we go)
People wanna know
(People wanna know)
Who we are
(Who we are)
So we tell them
(So we tell them)
We are the Woolleys
(We are the Woolleys)
The mighty crazy Woolleys
(The mighty crazy Woolleys)

I'm Mrs. Woolley
(clap clap)
I'm still around
(clap clap)
With a different name
(clap clap)
And the same ol' sound
(clap clap)
I've read the old
(clap clap)
There's room for new
(clap clap)
So why don't you post
(clap clap)
Who the heck are you?
(clap clap)

sorry...

I am Mrs. Clark
(clap clap)
and we are the Clarks
(clap clap)
the mighty nutty clarks
(clap clap)
and we are back in texas
(clap clap)
after trips around the u.s.
(clap clap)
nothing like home
(clap clap)
nothin like texas
(clap clap)
hopefully we are done havin little ones
(clap clap)
for a while
(clap clap)
soo we tell ya ....
(clap clap)
we are the clarks ....

tell us who the heck are you? .....

I'm a Mouse.
(clap clap)
I'm a Mouse.
(clap clap)
I always vegg in my house.
(clap clap)
I'm a nut.
(clap clap)
I'm a nut.
(clap clap)
My hands are tired,
(clap clap)
From all this clapping.

now who the heck are YOU?

I would just like to say that I am no longer the nerd that threw together that poem.

Thank you.

WOW...thanks for the nostalgia in some of these threads Michelle. I'd forgotten how long we've been together, and some of you guys even longer than with me...

I love you guys...

Good poetry everyone! some is pretty funny too!

My name's Alanna
(clap clap)

I'm in Cali
(clap clap)

I have been missin
(clap clap)

Good company
(clap clap)

So I'm here lookin
(clap clap)

For things I've lost
(clap clap)

And friends I knew
(clap clap)

Let's talk


Alanna