I'm foreverchanged
also known as Michelle
People come to my cafe
just to ring the bell
I drink too much coffee
but Allen drinks the most
Alanna's my buddy
I think frogs are gross
At 2 in the morning
you'll usually find
that I'm here in the forums
until I go blind
I do not like poems
but I thought
"what's the use?"
I might as well write one
cause I read so much DrSuess
(but don't get freaked out...
I have an excuse!!!)
Well now you know me
Prolly more than you want to
Would you mind telling me
JUST WHO THE HECK ARE YOU????

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intros must not necessarily rhyme
subject to credit approval
batteries not included
offer available while supplies last....

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"...It's all about you, all about you Jesus..."

Those are pretty good, but not what I quite asked for...

The SNL chearleaders!!!

You know...

"taco, burrito, what's that comin' out of your speedo? you've got trouble-woo! blowin' bubbles!

bobby fisher-where is he? i don't know i don't know
bobby fisher-where is he? i don't know i don't know

who's that spartan in my teepee?
it's me it's me
i said who's that spartan in my teepee?
it's me it's me
who's that spartan havin' my baby?
it's me it's me
i said who's that spartan havin' my baby?
it's me it's me


....something like that....



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Allen

First of all, I haven't a CLUE who the SNL cheerleaders are.....Secondly, I never was much good for cheers. Third and lastly, sorry to dissappoint ya, but the day I ask someone what's comin' out of thier speedo....well, let's just say it's not gonna happen. But I'll do my best if it'll make ya happy. I'll start ALL OVER AGAIN... (But I'm gonna have to brush up on my silly skills.)

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That's the spirit!!

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Allen

That hat you were holding keep tight just a bit
My name is Jason / innerdawg / or sometimes plain Whit
I too run the airwaves which we call cyberspace
I love to talk to my friends all over the place

Stand is a passion the Lord gave me that's who
trying to break down the barriers is what I'm called to do
I have the help of an army of upcoming saints
who don't know the meaning of qit's, give-in's, or "caints"

WE are digging in deep and preparing to fight
if your up to the challange meet us Monday night
at 8:30 pm the Science Auditorium transforms
into God's holy temple where praising Christ is the norm

But before you come meet us there is one thing I must know...
Who the heck are you and to what church do you go?

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Gimmie a A!
Gimmie a L!
Gimmie a L!
Gimmie a E!
Gimmie a N!

What's that smell...uh spell?
No...wait! Don't leave...I know that one is kinda traditional, but CRUEL DICTATORS is the title of my next cheer....

DARN! I think I twisted my ankle on that last one....

Pretty cool DJ Jazzy J...

Forever don't hurt yourself... you may want to leave this for the professionals...

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Allen

PROFESSIONAL WHAT??? Okay Allen, we're talking about cheerleaders, so I guess the secret's out. When are we gonna see you in your uniform?

Just one more thing before I go to sleep. Just where is YOUR intro Mr. One-man Pep Sqad???

Wazzzuuppp!!! the SNL cheerleaders rock!For Michelle, they are basically your typical high school cheerleaders who have had about 10 shots of shock java. its a funny skit. anyways just thought i would throw my two cents in there. i hope you all are having a great day! talk to ya later!
Amber


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My name is Joel
and like the prophet of ol',
I too see God pouring out His spirit on His sons and daughters.
Even on our faaathers. (pretty lame--i know)
I too am one called to raising an army--
an army equiped to make war...
to do damage to the Kingdom of Darkness.
This army is called Contact--
found every Sat. night at Church on the Rock
at 7:30pm. We have a vision of duplicating
ourselves in others across the world. It is our mission to equip Southeast Texas with the right tools to do the job.
Purity, Holiness, Love, Authority, Sonship, Identity, The Word of God (sword of the spirit)-- I must warn you though... IT GETS PRETTY INTENSE. I am wondering-- just like Moses met God face to face-- are you ready? Will you crucify yourself with Christ? Will you allow yourself to be buried with Him? Come and Behold Him! Be apart of a movement that will usher in the KING OF GLORY-- WHO IS MY BEST FRIEND BY THE WAY? Do you know Him? If you do-- then who the Heck are you?
I gave it a shot.



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Until He Returns, I remain... About souls,
crucified_with_christ

.....and some He gave the gift of rhyme......

Don't feel bad. I'm not a cheerleader!!!!!!!



Hi Joel. Thanks for the intro! And you did great. You ended with the right question...

Um... that was a great rhyme. It might have went better if you would have said "2 bits 4 bits 6 bits a dollar..."

Just a thought

innerdawg


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Geeeeeeeezzzzzzeeeee!!!! It all goes back to that cheerleading thing again, doesn't it. You guyz just loooooove to rub that one in.

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ribbit

Thanks for the encouragement you guys--
two bit four bits six bits a dollar
blah blah blah and hollar!
now-- I must end w/ -- who the heck are ya

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Until He Returns, I remain... About souls,
crucified_with_christ

Jesus still loves you!!! (oh, and us too)

WELCOME!!! Have Fun, but watch out for allen...just kidden!

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~JESUS_FREAK~

Yeah, that Allen fellow, he's a shady character.... But he has great hair when he wakes up in the morining...(or so he says)